Easy Three Series

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Rich but broke people who drive 3 series BMWs and think they’re kings of the road. They honk at you like you owe them money and probably live in a house that’s barely holding together.

I saw a 3 series driver honk at me for 2 minutes because I cut them off. I was just trying to get to work.

My neighbor drives a 3 series and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He even talks to his car.

My cousin’s 3 series has more stickers than a kid’s backpack.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

People who think their 3 series BMW is the only car that matters. They yell at you like you’re a kid who forgot their homework and probably have a 7 series but are too cheap to buy it.

My coworker’s 3 series is so loud it sounds like a garbage truck. He thinks it’s cool.

I got yelled at by a 3 series driver for not waving. I was just trying to live my life.

My mom’s 3 series has so much junk in it, it looks like a storage unit.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

People who drive 3 series BMWs and act like they’re millionaires. They think they’re special and will probably end up in a ditch because they can’t afford a proper car.

I saw a 3 series driver try to park in a handicapped spot. They looked like they had no idea what that meant.

My friend’s 3 series has a hole in the floor. He still thinks it’s a status symbol.

My brother’s 3 series is so old, it has more rust than a pirate’s ship.

by Slangipedia 14d ago