Easy as K-mart Girls

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K-mart girls are the easiest bitches you’ll ever meet. They’ll let you touch them in the store like it’s a holiday.

I asked her for a pen and she gave me her number.

He got a promotion because he was seen sneaking off with a cashier.

The manager said he’d fire anyone who didn’t get some action.

These K-mart girls are so cheap they’ll give you a blowie for a discount.

She took me to the back for a 20% off coupon.

He got caught with a girl in the stockroom and had to pay for the whole aisle.

The girls only work there so they can flirt with customers.

You don’t need to be smart to get lucky with K-mart girls. Just show up and expect the worst.

He got fired for making out with a girl in front of the registers.

She said she’d give me a raise if I kissed her.

The whole store stopped working because everyone was in the stockroom.