Easy access pants - Pants so simple you could wear them while also doing somethi

Pants so simple you could wear them while also doing something else, like eating a whole pizza.

I wore my easy access pants while eating a pizza, and I didn’t even get sauce on them. I’m a legend.

My easy access pants let me take a dump and put my pants on at the same time. I’m a god.

I wore my easy access pants during a math test and still got an A. I’m a genius.