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Easy big wheel
When you tell someone to cool off or get so excited you sound like a broken blender. It all started in Kingston, where people are louder than a construction site.
Just take it easy or I’ll eat your sandwich. Woop. Woop. Woop.
I just got a 100 on my math test. Woop. Woop. Woop.
Don’t make me throw this pencil at you. Woop. Woop. Woop.
Easy big wheel
A wild way to tell someone to chill or scream so loud it feels like you’re in a war. From Kingston, where people are louder than a loudspeaker.
Take it easy or I’m gonna take your phone. Woop. Woop. Woop.
I just got a pet frog! Woop. Woop. Woop.
Don’t make me throw this eraser at you. Woop. Woop. Woop.
Easy bake kid/s
An easy bake kid is someone who got handed a life like a hot potato. They never had to do anything. Just sit there and be cute.
My cousin married a woman who had three kids. Now he’s stuck with them. He’s an easy bake kid, plain and simple.
She got married to a guy who already had a kid. He didn’t even know how to change a diaper.
He’s an easy bake kid because he didn’t have to go through the hell of raising a kid from scratch.
Easy bake kid/s
Easy bake kids are people who got a life for free. They never had to put in the work. Just show up and take the credit.
He got married to a woman with two kids. Now he’s an easy bake kid. He doesn’t even know their names.
She got stuck with a guy who already had a kid. Now she’s stuck with it too.
He’s an easy bake kid because he didn’t have to do any of the hard stuff.
Easy bake kid/s
An easy bake kid is a person who got handed a life like a sandwich. No work. No pain. Just sit there and be praised.
He married a woman with four kids. Now he’s an easy bake kid. He didn’t even know how to cook.
She got married to a guy with a kid. Now she’s stuck with it. She’s an easy bake kid.
He didn’t have to do anything. He just got handed a life. He’s an easy bake kid.
Easy as shit
Easy as shit means you don't need a brain to figure it out. Just a toilet and a lot of bad decisions.
My math homework was easy as shit. I solved it while eating my breakfast and watching a fart joke video.
The test was easy as shit. I aced it and still had time to text my crush.
My mom said I was easy as shit. I told her I was going to be rich one day. She said I was already rich.
Easy as shit
If something is easy as shit, it’s like your brain took a nap and woke up with the answer.
This game was easy as shit. I beat it in ten minutes and still had time to eat a whole pizza.
My job interview was easy as shit. They asked me my name and I said ‘Dude, I don’t know.’ And they hired me.
My dad said my chore was easy as shit. I cleaned my room while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.
Easy as shit
Easy as shit is when you don’t even need to think. Just let your brain sit there like a lazy dog.
This problem was easy as shit. I solved it and then fell asleep on my desk.
My friend said the project was easy as shit. He finished it in five minutes and then played video games all day.
My teacher said the test was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a B.
Easy as shit
Easy as shit is when you don’t need a brain. Just a gut and a lot of luck.
This test was easy as shit. I got all the answers right and still had time to draw a mustache on my teacher’s face.
My brother said his job was easy as shit. He just sat there and watched TV all day.
My mom said my homework was easy as shit. I said, ‘Then why do I have to do it?’ She said, ‘Because I’m a lazy witch.’
Easy as shit
If something is easy as shit, it’s like your brain is on vacation and your butt is doing the work.
This math problem was easy as shit. I solved it in five minutes and then watched a cat video.
My brother said his homework was easy as shit. He finished it and then asked for dessert.
My teacher said the quiz was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a D.
Easy as shit
Easy as shit is when you solve it without even trying. Just like your brain took a lunch break.
This game was easy as shit. I beat it in ten minutes and still had time to eat a whole bag of chips.
My dad said my chore was easy as shit. I cleaned my room and then watched a movie.
My teacher said the test was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a C.
Easy as fuck
The ending of every English presentation. It’s like the magic word teachers whisper when they’re tired of listening to your dumb speech.
"Easy as fuck," he said, then left the room before anyone could question him.
"Easy as fuck," she said, then checked her phone for texts.
"Easy as fuck," the teacher said, then fell asleep mid-presentation.
Easy as fuck
A person who will jump your bones in the middle of the grocery store. No flirting. No love. Just a quickie and a bag of chips.
He saw her at the cereal aisle and just went for it.
She grabbed a candy bar and then grabbed him.
They did it in the parking lot. No one even saw it coming.
Easy as fuck
A girl who is so easy, she’s basically a free snack at the vending machine.
She said yes to everything. Even the weird stuff.
She didn’t even ask questions. Just said yes.
She took the first offer, no questions asked.
Easy as fuck
A task so simple, it’s like your brain already did it for you. No thinking. No effort. Just done.
He finished the test before the class even started.
She cleaned her room without being asked once.
He did the homework in five minutes. No struggle.
Easy as Peas
A way to say something is so simple even a brain-dead potato could do it
This math test was easy as peas. I finished it before my coffee went cold.
I did that project in ten minutes. Easy as peas, buddy.
You call that hard? Easy as peas, man.
Easy as Peas
When something is so simple it makes you question why you ever struggled with it before
This app is easy as peas. I figured it out before my dog did.
I finished my homework in five minutes. Easy as peas, no brainer.
That was easy as peas. I could've done it with one eye closed.
Easy as Peas
A phrase used when someone is too lazy to even try and just wants to brag about how simple something was
I passed the test easy as peas. I didn’t even study.
That was easy as peas. I could’ve slept through it.
That was easy as peas. I didn’t even need my brain.
Easy as Peas
Used when something is so simple it's almost insulting to the person who struggled with it
This was easy as peas. I could’ve done it in my sleep.
I did that in ten seconds. Easy as peas, bro.
That was easy as peas. I didn’t even need to think.
Easy as Peas
When you say something is so simple it might as well be magic
This was easy as peas. I could’ve done it with my eyes closed.
That was easy as peas. I didn’t even need to use my brain.
This was easy as peas. I did it before I even woke up.
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