Easy as fuck

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The ending of every English presentation. It’s like the magic word teachers whisper when they’re tired of listening to your dumb speech.
"Easy as fuck," he said, then left the room before anyone could question him.
"Easy as fuck," she said, then checked her phone for texts.
"Easy as fuck," the teacher said, then fell asleep mid-presentation.
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A person who will jump your bones in the middle of the grocery store. No flirting. No love. Just a quickie and a bag of chips.
He saw her at the cereal aisle and just went for it.
She grabbed a candy bar and then grabbed him.
They did it in the parking lot. No one even saw it coming.
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A girl who is so easy, she’s basically a free snack at the vending machine.
She said yes to everything. Even the weird stuff.
She didn’t even ask questions. Just said yes.
She took the first offer, no questions asked.
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A task so simple, it’s like your brain already did it for you. No thinking. No effort. Just done.
He finished the test before the class even started.
She cleaned her room without being asked once.
He did the homework in five minutes. No struggle.
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