Easy bake kid/s
Easy bake kids are people who got a life for free. They never had to put in the work. Just show up and take the credit.
He got married to a woman with two kids. Now he’s an easy bake kid. He doesn’t even know their names.
She got stuck with a guy who already had a kid. Now she’s stuck with it too.
He’s an easy bake kid because he didn’t have to do any of the hard stuff.