Easy as shit

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Easy as shit means you don't need a brain to figure it out. Just a toilet and a lot of bad decisions.

My math homework was easy as shit. I solved it while eating my breakfast and watching a fart joke video.

The test was easy as shit. I aced it and still had time to text my crush.

My mom said I was easy as shit. I told her I was going to be rich one day. She said I was already rich.

If something is easy as shit, it’s like your brain took a nap and woke up with the answer.

This game was easy as shit. I beat it in ten minutes and still had time to eat a whole pizza.

My job interview was easy as shit. They asked me my name and I said ‘Dude, I don’t know.’ And they hired me.

My dad said my chore was easy as shit. I cleaned my room while wearing pajamas and eating cereal.

Easy as shit is when you don’t even need to think. Just let your brain sit there like a lazy dog.

This problem was easy as shit. I solved it and then fell asleep on my desk.

My friend said the project was easy as shit. He finished it in five minutes and then played video games all day.

My teacher said the test was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a B.

Easy as shit is when you don’t need a brain. Just a gut and a lot of luck.

This test was easy as shit. I got all the answers right and still had time to draw a mustache on my teacher’s face.

My brother said his job was easy as shit. He just sat there and watched TV all day.

My mom said my homework was easy as shit. I said, ‘Then why do I have to do it?’ She said, ‘Because I’m a lazy witch.’

If something is easy as shit, it’s like your brain is on vacation and your butt is doing the work.

This math problem was easy as shit. I solved it in five minutes and then watched a cat video.

My brother said his homework was easy as shit. He finished it and then asked for dessert.

My teacher said the quiz was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a D.

Easy as shit is when you solve it without even trying. Just like your brain took a lunch break.

This game was easy as shit. I beat it in ten minutes and still had time to eat a whole bag of chips.

My dad said my chore was easy as shit. I cleaned my room and then watched a movie.

My teacher said the test was easy as shit. I said, ‘That’s not true,’ and I got a C.