Easy access pants - The only pants you need if you’re too lazy to do anything el

The only pants you need if you’re too lazy to do anything else, including your homework.

I wore my easy access pants while doing my homework. I finished it in 5 minutes.

I wore my easy access pants to my math test and got a 100. I’m a math wizard.

I wore my easy access pants while eating my dinner. I looked like I had it all together.