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Eat a bowl of dicks
This phrase comes from a rap song and means you’re being told to swallow a whole bunch of penises like it’s a normal meal.
My friend said I had to eat a bowl of dicks after I made fun of his rap song.
My teacher played the song and told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I was being loud.
My brother said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I broke his phone.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a bowl of cereal
A guy getting his wiener sucked by another guy while his grandma bakes cookies.
My cousin got humiliated at the mall while his grandma made chocolate chip cookies.
He was forced to let some guy blow him while his grandma made brownies.
At the park, my friend got his penis sucked while his grandma baked a pie.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a bowl of cereal
A man getting his penis sucked by another man while his grandma makes a mess in the kitchen.
My uncle got his penis sucked by a stranger while his grandma spilled the coffee.
He got his wiener sucked while his grandma dropped a whole bowl of cereal on the floor.
At the grocery store, my dad got his penis sucked while his grandma yelled at the cashier.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a bowl of cereal
A guy letting another guy blow him while his grandma bakes a cake and cries.
My brother let some guy blow him while his grandma cried over burnt cake.
He got his penis sucked while his grandma wept over a broken oven.
At the bakery, my friend got his wiener sucked while his grandma cried over a failed recipe.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a banana wit his/her foot
a stupid way to say a black person is as dumb as a monkey
My cousin tried to eat a banana with his foot and got called a monkey by his teacher
She said 'eat a banana with your foot' like it was an insult
My homie got roasted for trying to eat a banana with his foot in class
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a banana wit his/her foot
when you make a black person feel like a monkey because they're dumb
My uncle called my friend a monkey for eating a banana with his foot
At the park, a kid said 'eat a banana with your foot' to a black man
My cousin said 'eat a banana with your foot' to my brother during lunch
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a banana wit his/her foot
a dumb way to compare a black person to a monkey
My teacher said 'eat a banana with your foot' to my friend during math class
My dad said 'eat a banana with your foot' to my cousin in the car
My brother got called 'eat a banana with your foot' by his friend at the mall
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Steak
Doing anything dirty with your willy or your snatch. Mostly used when someone is getting fingered or giving a blow job.
Bro, you just ate a steak and I saw it!
My mom said I had to eat a steak before I could play video games.
He ate a steak in the school bathroom and got caught.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Steak
A wild party where you cut up a steak into pieces and put them on your junk, then have someone suck your meat while eating the steak with sauce.
She ate a steak on my birthday and it was awesome.
My dad did a steak and blow job day and it was the worst.
They had a steak and blow job party at the park.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Steak
A loud way to tell someone to stop being a pain in the butt. Kids say it when they are mad.
Eat a steak! I don’t want to hear you whine anymore.
You’re being annoying, so eat a steak!
Eat a steak! I’m not your servant!
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Slice
A way to shut someone up. Pizza is the only thing that can fix a screaming mess.
My little brother was crying his eyes out. I threw him a slice. Now he's too busy eating to yell.
When my mom lost her job, I told her to eat a slice. She ate three and started laughing.
My friend got into a fight at lunch. I gave him a slice. He ate it and walked away like a king.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Slice
A magical trick to make people stop being annoying. It's like a pizza spell.
My sister was being a total pain. I told her to eat a slice. She ate it and left me alone.
During group work, my classmate kept talking. I said 'eat a slice' and he started eating like a pig.
My teacher was yelling at me. I took a bite of pizza and she stopped.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Slice
A way to make someone forget their problems. Pizza is the best medicine.
My dog was howling at the mailman. I gave him a slice and he stopped barking.
My dad was mad about the car bill. I gave him a slice and he ate it and forgot all about it.
I failed my test. I ate a slice and suddenly I felt like a genius.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Scorpion
When someone decides to hang themselves because they’re too lazy to even bother with a proper suicide. It’s like dying with a sour face and a bad attitude.
My cousin ate a scorpion after his ex told him he was ugly.
The guy at the bar ate a scorpion because he lost his job and his dignity.
My mom ate a scorpion when my brother stole her phone and her peace.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Scorpion
A way to die so bad that it’s like getting kicked by a donkey and then left in the sun. Mostly used by people who hate you so much they’d rather you choke on your own neck.
My neighbor ate a scorpion after I told him his dog was a disgrace.
My dad ate a scorpion when I said his cooking was worse than a raccoon’s lunch.
My teacher ate a scorpion after I failed her class and made her cry.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Scorpion
Dying in the most embarrassing way possible. Like someone threw you over a cliff and your face was stuck in the mud.
My brother ate a scorpion after I told him he was a failure and his hair was worse than a chicken’s feathers.
My friend ate a scorpion after his mom said he was fat and his crush ignored him.
My uncle ate a scorpion because his cat stole his sandwich and his pride.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Richard
You're telling someone to swallow a big ol' meat stick because Richard is just a fancy name for a cock.
My cousin said, 'Eat a Richard, you little shitter!' after I stole his pizza.
My friend got told to 'Eat a Richard' by his teacher for drawing dicks on the blackboard.
My mom said, 'Eat a Richard, you little buttface!' because I ate her favorite cookies.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Richard
You're telling someone to choke on a meaty thing because Richard is just a name for a penis.
My brother said, 'Eat a Richard, you shortstack!' after I beat him at video games.
My neighbor yelled, 'Eat a Richard!' because I parked my bike on his lawn.
My friend's dog got told to 'Eat a Richard' by his owner for peeing on the carpet.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Richard
You're telling someone to swallow a big meaty thing because Richard is just a long word for a cock.
My teacher said, 'Eat a Richard, you little meathead!' for talking too much.
My sister told me to 'Eat a Richard' because I spilled juice on her phone.
My dad said, 'Eat a Richard, you little runt!' because I took the last donut.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
Eat a Mars Bar
Squeezing your butt like you're trying to crush a Mars Bar and it's screaming for mercy while you're standing there like a statue.
My coworker was doing it during the meeting. I almost laughed out loud.
I tried to eat a Mars Bar and ended up doing this instead. My butt is sore.
My dog was watching me do it. He looked confused.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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