Eat a Richard

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You're telling someone to swallow a big ol' meat stick because Richard is just a fancy name for a cock.

My cousin said, 'Eat a Richard, you little shitter!' after I stole his pizza.

My friend got told to 'Eat a Richard' by his teacher for drawing dicks on the blackboard.

My mom said, 'Eat a Richard, you little buttface!' because I ate her favorite cookies.

You're telling someone to choke on a meaty thing because Richard is just a name for a penis.

My brother said, 'Eat a Richard, you shortstack!' after I beat him at video games.

My neighbor yelled, 'Eat a Richard!' because I parked my bike on his lawn.

My friend's dog got told to 'Eat a Richard' by his owner for peeing on the carpet.

You're telling someone to swallow a big meaty thing because Richard is just a long word for a cock.

My teacher said, 'Eat a Richard, you little meathead!' for talking too much.

My sister told me to 'Eat a Richard' because I spilled juice on her phone.

My dad said, 'Eat a Richard, you little runt!' because I took the last donut.