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Eat a burger
A British way of saying you're too lazy to do anything but fiddle with yourself
Mate, I did a cheeky wank and forgot about my burger
I was too busy doing my own thing to notice the burger
That wank was so good I forgot about the fries
Eat a burger
You dress up like a fat Elvis, sunglasses on, and give a hooker a backdoor special while eating a burger, and you don’t care if the world burns down
Elvis ate a burger while giving a hooker a backdoor special, and the world went to hell
That burger was so good, even Beelzebub cried
I looked like a fat Elvis, and I didn’t even care that the hooker was annoyed
Eat a burger
You eat a burger like it’s the last meal on Earth, but you forgot to put honey mustard on it, and now you’re sad
That burger looked like it was from heaven, but it was missing honey mustard
I ate that burger like it was the last thing on Earth
That burger was like a sad version of happiness
Eat a burger
You eat a burger, but you forgot honey mustard, and it's just plain sad
That burger was like eating a plain pizza
I ate a burger and it felt like my soul was missing
That burger had no flavor, like my life
Eat a burger
It’s just you eating a burger and forgetting honey mustard, and it's really, really sad
That burger had no honey mustard, and it felt like my life
I ate a burger and forgot the honey mustard, and it was the worst thing ever
That burger looked like it was crying
Eat a candy bar.
The office way of saying you just got clobbered by a fat lady
He ate a candy bar and immediately got fired.
She tried to eat a candy bar and it looked like she was being tortured.
The new guy ate a candy bar and got a standing ovation for being brave.
Eat a candy bar.
What happens when you try to swallow a whole candy bar and fail at life
He tried to eat a candy bar like it was a challenge.
She took one bite and it was like a war broke out in her mouth.
The kid ate a candy bar and now he can’t talk for a week.
Eat a candy bar.
When you stuff your face so hard you look like a monster
He ate a candy bar and it was like he had a second head.
She took a bite and it looked like she was fighting a bear.
The guy ate a candy bar and his face was a mess.
Eat a bucket
You’re so mad you吞下整个桶 of dicks like it’s a snack. You’re probably still crying from the pain and the shame.
My mom just yelled at me for failing math. Eat a bucket.
My dog ate my homework. Eat a bucket.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. Eat a bucket.
Eat a bucket
You’re so angry you could swallow a whole bucket of dicks and still have room for more. It’s like saying I don’t care and I’m going to make you regret it.
My brother took my last soda. Eat a bucket.
My friend copied my homework. Eat a bucket.
My dad forgot my birthday. Eat a bucket.
Eat a bucket
You’re so annoyed you’re ready to chug a bucket of dicks just to get it over with. It’s the verbal equivalent of throwing a tantrum.
My neighbor’s dog barked all night. Eat a bucket.
My teacher called me lazy. Eat a bucket.
My friend broke my phone. Eat a bucket.
Eat a bucket
You’re so fed up you’d eat a whole bucket of dicks just to shut them up. It’s like saying I’m done with your nonsense.
My mom kept nagging me. Eat a bucket.
My brother wouldn’t stop teasing me. Eat a bucket.
My friend kept making fun of me. Eat a bucket.
Eat a bucket
You’re so upset you’d吞下整个桶 of dicks just to show them who’s boss. It’s like telling someone to back off and stay out of your business.
My teacher gave me detention. Eat a bucket.
My dad yelled at me. Eat a bucket.
My friend stole my lunch. Eat a bucket.
Eat a bowl of fuck myself
A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to even care anymore. It's like throwing your dinner in the trash and still not feeling satisfied.
'I got suspended again. I'm just gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'Why did I even bother showing up today? I'm just gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'My dog ate my homework. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
Eat a bowl of fuck myself
When you're so annoyed you decide to let your brain quit on you. It’s like the final straw that’s also the last ditch effort.
'My mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He spilled my coffee and my laptop. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'I failed my math test again. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
Eat a bowl of fuck myself
A way to tell the world you’re giving up, but you’re still mad enough to do it with extra flair. It’s like slapping your forehead and then eating a bowl of regret.
'My car broke down, and I'm out of gas. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He said I was ugly. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'My cat won't stop scratching my furniture. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
Eat a bowl of dicks
This phrase means you’re forced to chow down on a plate full of gross penises. It’s like being tortured by a group of angry meatballs.
My ex said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I forgot his birthday.
My cousin ate a bowl of dicks after he stole my last slice of pizza.
My teacher told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I drew a penis on the whiteboard.
Eat a bowl of dicks
Also called ‘eat a bowl,’ this is when someone makes you so angry you just want to scream and throw a bowl of penises in their face.
My neighbor yelled at me and said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I parked my car in his driveway.
My boss told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I messed up the whole presentation.
My little brother said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because he won the video game.
Eat a bowl of dicks
This is what Ice-T tells his enemies to do. It’s like telling them to swallow a whole plate of penises and then spit them out.
Ice-T told his rival to eat a bowl of dicks during the rap battle.
My friend said he would eat a bowl of dicks if he failed the test.
My mom told my dad to eat a bowl of dicks because he forgot their anniversary.
Eat a bowl of dicks
In prison, if your cell mate is annoying, you tell them to eat a bowl of dicks. It’s like telling them to swallow a whole bunch of penises.
My cell mate told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I snored too loud.
The guy in the next cell said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I took his food.
My friend in prison told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I kept talking in my sleep.
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