Eat a bowl of fuck myself

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A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to even care anymore. It's like throwing your dinner in the trash and still not feeling satisfied.
'I got suspended again. I'm just gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'Why did I even bother showing up today? I'm just gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'My dog ate my homework. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
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When you're so annoyed you decide to let your brain quit on you. It’s like the final straw that’s also the last ditch effort.
'My mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He spilled my coffee and my laptop. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'I failed my math test again. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
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A way to tell the world you’re giving up, but you’re still mad enough to do it with extra flair. It’s like slapping your forehead and then eating a bowl of regret.
'My car broke down, and I'm out of gas. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He said I was ugly. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'My cat won't stop scratching my furniture. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
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