Eat a bowl of fuck myself
A way to tell the world you’re giving up, but you’re still mad enough to do it with extra flair. It’s like slapping your forehead and then eating a bowl of regret.
'My car broke down, and I'm out of gas. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He said I was ugly. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'My cat won't stop scratching my furniture. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'