Eat a bowl of dicks

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This phrase means you’re forced to chow down on a plate full of gross penises. It’s like being tortured by a group of angry meatballs.

My ex said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I forgot his birthday.

My cousin ate a bowl of dicks after he stole my last slice of pizza.

My teacher told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I drew a penis on the whiteboard.

Also called ‘eat a bowl,’ this is when someone makes you so angry you just want to scream and throw a bowl of penises in their face.

My neighbor yelled at me and said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I parked my car in his driveway.

My boss told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I messed up the whole presentation.

My little brother said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because he won the video game.

This is what Ice-T tells his enemies to do. It’s like telling them to swallow a whole plate of penises and then spit them out.

Ice-T told his rival to eat a bowl of dicks during the rap battle.

My friend said he would eat a bowl of dicks if he failed the test.

My mom told my dad to eat a bowl of dicks because he forgot their anniversary.

In prison, if your cell mate is annoying, you tell them to eat a bowl of dicks. It’s like telling them to swallow a whole bunch of penises.

My cell mate told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I snored too loud.

The guy in the next cell said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I took his food.

My friend in prison told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I kept talking in my sleep.

This phrase comes from a rap song and means you’re being told to swallow a whole bunch of penises like it’s a normal meal.

My friend said I had to eat a bowl of dicks after I made fun of his rap song.

My teacher played the song and told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I was being loud.

My brother said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I broke his phone.