Eat a bowl of dicks - Also called ‘eat a bowl,’ this is when someone makes you so

Also called ‘eat a bowl,’ this is when someone makes you so angry you just want to scream and throw a bowl of penises in their face.

My neighbor yelled at me and said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because I parked my car in his driveway.

My boss told me to eat a bowl of dicks because I messed up the whole presentation.

My little brother said I had to eat a bowl of dicks because he won the video game.