Eat a burger - You dress up like a fat Elvis, sunglasses on, and give a hoo

You dress up like a fat Elvis, sunglasses on, and give a hooker a backdoor special while eating a burger, and you don’t care if the world burns down

Elvis ate a burger while giving a hooker a backdoor special, and the world went to hell

That burger was so good, even Beelzebub cried

I looked like a fat Elvis, and I didn’t even care that the hooker was annoyed