Eat a candy bar.

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The office way of saying you just got clobbered by a fat lady

He ate a candy bar and immediately got fired.

She tried to eat a candy bar and it looked like she was being tortured.

The new guy ate a candy bar and got a standing ovation for being brave.

What happens when you try to swallow a whole candy bar and fail at life

He tried to eat a candy bar like it was a challenge.

She took one bite and it was like a war broke out in her mouth.

The kid ate a candy bar and now he can’t talk for a week.

When you stuff your face so hard you look like a monster

He ate a candy bar and it was like he had a second head.

She took a bite and it looked like she was fighting a bear.

The guy ate a candy bar and his face was a mess.