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Eat a Mars Bar
You're trying to make your butt cheeks do the wave just to keep the blood from turning to sludge.
I did it in the grocery line. The person behind me thought I was having a seizure.
During my lunch break, I did it so hard, my pants were loose.
I did it in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.
Eat a Mars Bar
Your butt is doing a dance just to keep the blood from quitting the party.
I did it in the car. My friend thought I was possessed.
During my yoga class, I did it and fell over.
I did it at work. My boss gave me a weird look.
Eat a Mango
Blow smoke out your ass and chow down on some weed snacks
Hey bro, let's eat a mango and forget this stupid test
I ate a mango so hard I passed out in math class
My mom said if I don't eat a mango, I'll never get a girlfriend
Eat a Mango
Licking a woman's snatch because it feels like a ripe mango
My cousin got caught eating a mango in the principal's office
He ate a mango so fast, the teacher yelled at him
I ate a mango and got a detention for being too loud
Eat a Mango
That stupid quote you saw on TikTok that means absolutely nothing
My friend texted me, 'Eat a mango' and I had no idea what it meant
I copied that quote and got laughed at in class
My brother said 'Eat a mango' and I cried because I didn't get it
Eat a Mango
A girl's way of saying she got eaten out at lunch
My sister said, 'I ate a mango at the cafeteria' and I knew she was being eaten out
He texted me, 'I ate a mango' and I knew he was being eaten out
She said she ate a mango and I knew she got eaten out by her crush
Eat a Mango
They’re gonna eat your mangoes like they’re your lunch money
My mom said, 'If you don't eat your mango, I'll eat it'
They ate my mango and left me with nothing
My brother took my mango and said, 'I'm gonna eat it all'
Eat a Frank
A fancy way to say you're getting your face smashed by a big, juicy wiener.
My buddy just said, 'Eat a Frank, dude!' after I called him a chump.
She told me to 'eat a Frank' because I spilled soda on her shoes.
My teacher said, 'Eat a Frank!' when I drew a mustache on the principal.
Eat a Frank
When you're so embarrassed you imagine you're eating a hot dog made of meat and shame.
He said, 'Eat a Frank!' after I failed my math test.
My little brother told me to 'eat a Frank' because I cried in front of the class.
My mom told me to 'eat a Frank' when I broke her favorite mug.
Eat a Frank
A rude way to say you're being fed a long, hard stick by someone who doesn't care about your dignity.
My friend said, 'Eat a Frank!' when I made a fool of myself at the party.
He told me to 'eat a Frank' because I picked my nose in front of everyone.
My dad said, 'Eat a Frank!' after I told him he was a bad driver.
Eat a Frank
A wild and crazy way to say someone is giving you a long, hard treat you never asked for.
She told me to 'eat a Frank' because I didn't listen to her.
My brother said, 'Eat a Frank!' when I took his video game.
My friend told me to 'eat a Frank' because I messed up his homework.
Eat a Ditka
Eat a Ditka means to tell someone to shut up so hard it feels like you just fed them a literal Dick. It’s also for when you’re about to flex so hard your face turns red like Mike Ditka in a rage.
My mom said, 'Eat a Ditka, or I’ll feed you a Ditka!' after I talked back to her for 10 minutes.
At the gym, my buddy said, 'Eat a Ditka, you couldn’t lift that weight if you had a Ditka for arms!'
My teacher said, 'Eat a Ditka, or I’ll put you in the corner with a Ditka for lunch!'
Eat a Ditka
Eat a Ditka is when you’re so annoyed with someone you wish they had a giant Dick in their mouth. It’s also when you’re flexing so much you feel like Mike Ditka just hit you with a Ditka.
My brother yelled, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even beat me at Mario Kart!' after I beat him three times in a row.
My dad said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re not even half as cool as me!' after I got a B+ on my math test.
My friend said, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even handle this level of flexing!' after I showed off my new shoes.
Eat a Ditka
To eat a Ditka is to tell someone to stop talking, like they’ve got a Dick in their mouth. It’s also when you flex so much you feel like you’re about to burst from all the Ditka.
My teacher said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re talking more than I am!' after I asked 10 questions in a row.
My brother said, 'Eat a Ditka, you couldn’t beat me in a race if you had a Ditka for legs!' after I lost to him.
My friend said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re acting like you’re the best at everything!' after I won a video game.
Eat a Daniel
To swallow a guy's junk like it's a hot dog and his name is Daniel. It’s a full meal, no sides.
"Eat a Daniel? I ate three of them at lunch."
"He said I’d eat a Daniel if I didn’t shut up."
"I’m not eating a Daniel, I’m eating a Daniel for breakfast."
Eat a Daniel
When you take a bite of a guy's pecker and it’s named Daniel. It’s like a bad pizza but with more yelling.
"I eat a Daniel every time he talks too loud."
"She said I’d eat a Daniel if I didn’t stop being funny."
"I didn’t eat a Daniel, I just nibbled."
Eat a Daniel
To suck a guy’s junk like it’s a lollipop and it’s named Daniel. It’s the worst kind of sweet.
"I ate a Daniel during the math test."
"He said I’d eat a Daniel if I didn’t stop laughing."
"I ate a Daniel and I didn’t even know it."
Eat a Big Meal
A nickname for any fat person who eats like a horse and then complains about their stomach.
My uncle ate a Big Meal and then cried because he couldn't zip his pants.
That guy at the buffet is a Big Meal in disguise.
I told my friend he was a Big Meal and he threw a chair.
Eat a Big Meal
A fancy way to say someone is a pig who stuffs their face and then looks at you like you owe them money.
My cousin is a Big Meal and still wants seconds.
The waitress called him a Big Meal and he got angry.
I tried to leave the restaurant, but my friend was a Big Meal and wouldn't let me.
Eat a Big Meal
A name for someone who eats so much they look like they got hit by a food truck.
She ate a Big Meal and then sat down like she was about to die.
My brother is a Big Meal and he eats three pizzas for breakfast.
The guy at the gym is a Big Meal and still wants to bench press me.
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