Eat a Ditka
Eat a Ditka is when you’re so annoyed with someone you wish they had a giant Dick in their mouth. It’s also when you’re flexing so much you feel like Mike Ditka just hit you with a Ditka.
My brother yelled, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even beat me at Mario Kart!' after I beat him three times in a row.
My dad said, 'Eat a Ditka, you’re not even half as cool as me!' after I got a B+ on my math test.
My friend said, 'Eat a Ditka, you can’t even handle this level of flexing!' after I showed off my new shoes.