Eat a Mars Bar

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Squeezing your butt like you're trying to crush a Mars Bar and it's screaming for mercy while you're standing there like a statue.

My coworker was doing it during the meeting. I almost laughed out loud.

I tried to eat a Mars Bar and ended up doing this instead. My butt is sore.

My dog was watching me do it. He looked confused.

You're trying to make your butt cheeks do the wave just to keep the blood from turning to sludge.

I did it in the grocery line. The person behind me thought I was having a seizure.

During my lunch break, I did it so hard, my pants were loose.

I did it in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.

Your butt is doing a dance just to keep the blood from quitting the party.

I did it in the car. My friend thought I was possessed.

During my yoga class, I did it and fell over.

I did it at work. My boss gave me a weird look.