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Eat a BABY

When you stuff your face with a burrito so big it looks like you're about to burst, and you're too full to care if you ever leave the house again.

Just ate a baby. Now I'm gonna need a nap and a mop.

I ate a baby so big, my pants fell off. Literally.

Ate a baby and now I'm crying because I can't feel my toes.

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Eat a BABY

When someone swallows your jizz so fast, it's like they're trying to drink it through a firehose and they're gonna vomit in your face.

Ate a baby. Now I'm gonna vomit on my mom.

Just ate a baby and I’m gonna tell my dog about it.

Ate a baby and now I'm gonna try to eat my dog.

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Eat a BABY

What you tell your dad when you're trying to get out of doing chores, or when you're trying to convince him you're going to buy a car and then you'll never come home.

Ate a baby to trick my dad. He believed me.

Ate a baby to get out of doing dishes. It worked.

Told my dad I ate a baby, and he gave me a car.

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Eat a BABY

When you eat a baby, throw it up, then screw it like it's your last day on Earth, and then you cut it up and stick it to trees like it's a weird Halloween decoration.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then fucked it. Now it's stuck to a tree.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then I made a tree look like a horror movie.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then I stuck it to a tree and told my dog about it.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat a BABY

When a giant panda eats their baby because they’re too lazy to go get bamboo and they just want a quick protein fix, and it’s also used to describe someone who thinks the world is made of fantasy and nonsense.

Ate a baby because the panda was too lazy to get bamboo.

Ate a baby because I thought the world was made of nonsense.

Ate a baby because I had no idea what bamboo was.

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Eat a BABY

When a woman swallows your jizz so fast, it's like she’s trying to birth your babies inside her throat, and you're just there, watching it happen, probably crying.

Ate a baby because I swallowed his jizz so fast.

Ate a baby and now I'm crying because I'm pregnant.

Ate a baby and now I'm pregnant with his jizz.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat a BABY

When you tell someone you'll kill them, and they just laugh, and you're like, 'Okay, I'll eat a baby and then I'll kill you.'

Ate a baby because I told my mom I'd kill her.

Ate a baby and told my dog I was going to kill him.

Ate a baby because I said I'd kill my brother.

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Eat ____

When you dunk the ball so hard it hits their face like a pizza that fell in a toilet

I ate your face when I blocked that shot

You looked like a confused potato when I ate you

I ate your whole head during the final game

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Eat ____

A person who can give you the best head you’ve ever had, like a hot dog at a carnival

I ate your face and it was amazing

He asked me to eat his face and I said yes

She eats faces better than my mom eats tacos

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Eat ____

What you say when you’re hungry and you’re not in the mood for small talk

Where’s the food, I’m starving

You said food and I’m here

I came for the food and I stayed for the drama

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Eat ____

When you’re so weird you could be a cartoon character that nobody likes

You weeb me so hard I got a headache

I ate your weeb and it was gross

You weebed me like I was your lunch

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Eat ____

When you eat something so good you look like a happy dog with a treat

I ate it up like it was my last meal

She ate it up and I ate her up

He ate it up and then asked for seconds

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Eat ____

A way to tell someone they have no choice but to deal with your greatness

Eat it, I’m better than you

You’re eating it and you don’t even know it

I served it to you and now you have to eat it

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Eat ____

When you chew food like it’s your enemy or you’re licking someone’s private parts

I chewed my food like it was my worst enemy

He was eating like he was licking a dog’s butt

She ate like she was licking my face and I hated it

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Zucchini

This is when KATSEYES tells you to chow down on a meaty rod and hope it tastes like victory.

My cousin got told to eat zucchini after he tripped over a chair at the party.

My little brother tried to eat zucchini and cried like a baby.

My friend’s mom told him to eat zucchini because she was mad about his grades.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Zucchini

KATSEYES gives you the ultimate insult, you're forced to吞下 a big meaty rod and pretend you like it.

My girlfriend said I had to eat zucchini because I didn't clean my room.

My teacher told me to eat zucchini after I threw a paper airplane at her.

My brother got told to eat zucchini because he lost the video game.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Zucchini

KATSEYES makes you take a bite of the biggest, grossest meaty rod you've ever seen and hope it's not your last meal.

My friend got told to eat zucchini because he talked too much in class.

My mom told me to eat zucchini because I didn't do my math homework.

My dad said I had to eat zucchini after I broke his favorite mug.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Your Own Pie

You own up to your mess, take the blame, and let the pain hit you like a brick to the face.

My mom told me to eat my own pie after I spilled my entire lunch on her new dress.

The guy who stole my bike finally got caught and had to eat his own pie.

I had to eat my own pie when I failed my math test and told my teacher I didn’t study.

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Eat Your Own Pie

You take the punishment you deserve and don’t try to pass it off to someone else.

My brother got in trouble for cheating and had to eat his own pie.

The kid who drew on the wall had to eat his own pie in front of the whole class.

I got in trouble for eating my homework and had to eat my own pie.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Your Own Pie

You take the full hit of your mistake and don’t run from it.

My dad had to eat his own pie after he broke my mom’s favorite vase.

The kid who stole the pizza had to eat his own pie in the lunchroom.

I had to eat my own pie when I lied to my teacher about doing my homework.

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