Eat a BABY
When you eat a baby, throw it up, then screw it like it's your last day on Earth, and then you cut it up and stick it to trees like it's a weird Halloween decoration.
Ate a baby, threw it up, then fucked it. Now it's stuck to a tree.
Ate a baby, threw it up, then I made a tree look like a horror movie.
Ate a baby, threw it up, then I stuck it to a tree and told my dog about it.