Eat a BABY

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When you stuff your face with a burrito so big it looks like you're about to burst, and you're too full to care if you ever leave the house again.

Just ate a baby. Now I'm gonna need a nap and a mop.

I ate a baby so big, my pants fell off. Literally.

Ate a baby and now I'm crying because I can't feel my toes.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone swallows your jizz so fast, it's like they're trying to drink it through a firehose and they're gonna vomit in your face.

Ate a baby. Now I'm gonna vomit on my mom.

Just ate a baby and I’m gonna tell my dog about it.

Ate a baby and now I'm gonna try to eat my dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

What you tell your dad when you're trying to get out of doing chores, or when you're trying to convince him you're going to buy a car and then you'll never come home.

Ate a baby to trick my dad. He believed me.

Ate a baby to get out of doing dishes. It worked.

Told my dad I ate a baby, and he gave me a car.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you eat a baby, throw it up, then screw it like it's your last day on Earth, and then you cut it up and stick it to trees like it's a weird Halloween decoration.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then fucked it. Now it's stuck to a tree.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then I made a tree look like a horror movie.

Ate a baby, threw it up, then I stuck it to a tree and told my dog about it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a giant panda eats their baby because they’re too lazy to go get bamboo and they just want a quick protein fix, and it’s also used to describe someone who thinks the world is made of fantasy and nonsense.

Ate a baby because the panda was too lazy to get bamboo.

Ate a baby because I thought the world was made of nonsense.

Ate a baby because I had no idea what bamboo was.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman swallows your jizz so fast, it's like she’s trying to birth your babies inside her throat, and you're just there, watching it happen, probably crying.

Ate a baby because I swallowed his jizz so fast.

Ate a baby and now I'm crying because I'm pregnant.

Ate a baby and now I'm pregnant with his jizz.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you tell someone you'll kill them, and they just laugh, and you're like, 'Okay, I'll eat a baby and then I'll kill you.'

Ate a baby because I told my mom I'd kill her.

Ate a baby and told my dog I was going to kill him.

Ate a baby because I said I'd kill my brother.

by Slangipedia 14d ago