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Eat Your Own Pie
You accept the mess you made and let it eat you whole.
My sister had to eat her own pie after she set the kitchen on fire.
The kid who threw the paper airplane at the teacher had to eat his own pie.
I had to eat my own pie when I said I didn’t do my project.
Eat Your Own Pie
You own your mess and let it finish you off.
I had to eat my own pie after I told the teacher I didn’t do my science project.
The guy who broke the computer had to eat his own pie.
My dog had to eat his own pie after he chewed up my homework.
Eat Your Own Pie
You take the blame and let it rip you apart.
My brother got in trouble and had to eat his own pie.
The kid who stole the snack had to eat his own pie in front of the class.
I had to eat my own pie after I lied about doing my math test.
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!
Eat your mother and gother and farther! It means you're so messed up you'd rather chew up your mom than deal with your problems. You're a total waste of space and a future gother.
My ex said that to me when I broke his phone and his mom’s face.
My brother yelled that when I ate his last pizza and his mom’s hair.
My teacher said that when I drew on the walls and my mom’s face.
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!
Eat your mother and gother and farther! It means you’re so dumb you think your mom is food. And if you don’t eat her, you’ll become a gother and a farther. Just like your future self.
My cousin said that when I tried to eat her goldfish and her mom’s soup.
My friend used it when I spilled paint on her mom and her math test.
My dad said that when I tried to eat his mom and failed.
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!
Eat your mother and gother and farther! It means you're so lazy you’d rather digest your mom than do your chores. One day you’ll be the gother. Then the farther. Then the next person’s lunch.
My neighbor said that when I ate her dog and her mom’s leftovers.
My friend screamed that when I took her mom’s phone and ate it.
My mom said that when I ate her and my dad’s lunch.
Eat Your Kimchi
A stupid video blog by two clueless foreigners who think they know Korea. They talk about music, food, and culture like they’re not just eating kimchi for the first time.
I watched this video and I still don’t know what kimchi is.
Simon looks like he just got hit by a bus and he’s proud of it.
Martina talks about culture like she invented it.
Eat Your Kimchi
A video blog that’s so bad it makes your brain hurt. Simon and Martina blab about Korea like they’re the kings of the country. The Nasties are just people who suffer through it.
I watched this and I want to punch Simon.
Martina’s accent is worse than my brother’s homework.
The Nasties are just people who still watch it.
Eat Your Kimchi
A video blog by two people who think they’re cool. They talk about Korea like it’s the best thing ever. The Nasties are just people who have no life.
Simon thinks he’s a rock star and he’s not even in Korea.
Martina’s face looks like it’s been slapped by a kimchi truck.
The Nasties are just people who are stuck with this.
Eat Your Hat
You yell this when you're so angry you could spit nails. It's like telling someone to choke on a flaming burrito and then you laugh in their face.
"Eat your hat, you worthless piece of garbage!", after your cousin stole your last pizza slice.
"Eat your hat, you failure!", when your friend beat you in a video game.
"Eat your hat, you loser!", when your dog ate your homework.
Eat Your Hat
You lost a bet, and now you have to eat your hat like it's the last meal you'll ever have. It's like being forced to swallow a whole pizza with no cheese.
"I said eat your hat when Obama won, and I did.", after losing a bet to his cousin.
"Eat your hat, you idiot!", after betting he'd win the lottery and he didn't.
"Eat your hat, you dumbass!", after losing a bet to his brother.
Eat Your Hat
When you're so wrong about something that you feel like your face is on fire and you're stuck eating your hat like it's the worst meal ever.
"Eat your hat, you idiot! You lost to a kid!", after losing a spelling bee.
"Eat your hat, you failure! You can't even draw a straight line!", after a failed art project.
"Eat your hat, you piece of trash! You got beaten by a grandma!", after losing a dance-off.
Eat Your Hat
You're telling someone you hate them so much you'd let them eat your hat and you wouldn't even blink. It's like telling them you'd let them die in a hole.
"Eat your hat, you piece of garbage! I hate you!", after your friend broke your phone.
"Eat your hat, you stupid jerk! I hate you!", after your brother took your last toy.
"Eat your hat, you idiot! I hate you!", after your cousin ate your lunch.
Eat Your Hat
You lost a bet, and now you have to eat your hat like it's the most painful thing you've ever done. It's like losing your favorite toy and your last dollar.
"Eat your hat, you loser!", after losing a bet to his best friend.
"Eat your hat, you dumbass!", after betting he'd win the race and he didn't.
"Eat your hat, you piece of trash!", after losing a bet to his brother.
Eat Your Face Off
to stuff your face until you look like a balloon that’s about to pop just for the hell of it
I ate 10 burgers and now I can't fit into my pants
She ate so much cake she passed out on the couch
He ate his face off during the pizza party and now he's the king of the garbage can
Eat Your Face Off
when you scarf down food like it’s your last meal on Earth and you don’t care if you die from it
I ate my face off because I was mad at my mom
He ate so much he could’ve powered a whole city
She ate her face off at the buffet and now she’s stuck in a food coma
Eat Your Face Off
to chow down so hard you might as well have a second mouth just for snacks
I ate my face off because I was hungry and also mad
He ate so much he looked like he swallowed a donut factory
She ate her face off and now her pants are screaming for help
Eat Your Face Off
when you eat so much food it looks like you’re trying to fit inside the restaurant
I ate my face off and now I feel like a balloon
He ate so much he could’ve been a food truck
She ate her face off and now she’s the queen of the buffet
Eat Your Face Off
to devour food like it’s your job and you’re being paid in calories
I ate my face off because I was tired and also hungry
He ate so much he looked like a human sandwich
She ate her face off and now she’s the snack queen
Eat You Out
To eat you out is when some lowlife shows up at your house, eats your food like it's free, and leaves you with a hangover and a broken heart.
My cousin showed up at my house with three kids and ate my entire fridge. I had to eat cereal for a week.
My aunt came over, ate my pizza, and left a mess. I swear she’s a ghost.
My cousin’s cousin came over, ate my food, and said I was ‘a bad host’ like I was the one who failed life.
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