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Eat You Out

When you go down on a woman’s snatch like it’s a free buffet and you’re not even paying for it.

He gave me a blowjob like I was the last meal at a restaurant.

He licked my pussy like it was the best thing since sliced bread.

He went down on me like I was the only woman in the world and he had to eat me out.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat You Out

This place is so bad, even the bugs are tired of it.

This city is so bad, the heat is like a sauna and I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon.

The city is a mess. Kids break into cars and eat out of trash cans like they’re homeless.

This city is so bad, even the cops are tired of dealing with all the lazy people.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat You Out

This city is so stupid, the kids don’t even know how to speak English and they’re walking around looking like they just came out of a dumpster.

These kids don’t know how to speak proper English and they look like they just rolled out of a trash can.

This city is so dumb, the kids are walking around like they’re part of a trash heap.

The kids in this city are so lazy, they don’t even brush their teeth, and they think that’s normal.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat You Out

This city is so bad, it’s like a third-world country with no jobs and a bunch of fat people eating like it’s the last meal on Earth.

This city is so bad, I’d rather live in a cave than stay here.

The city has no jobs and people are eating like they’re going to die tomorrow.

This city is so bad, I’m moving to DC like my life depends on it.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat You Out

This place is for people who love pork, hate progress, and think eating like a pig is the greatest thing in life.

This place is for people who eat like pigs and think that’s cool.

If you’re not a pork-lover, you don’t belong here.

This place is for people who refuse to live in the 21st century and still think bar-b-q is the best meal in the world.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Tyler's Food Day

Today you get to chow down on Tyler's food like he's dead and you're the last person on Earth

I'm eating Tyler's food like he's my dad and I'm stealing his snack money

Tyler's food is my lunch now and he's gonna regret it

I'm gonna eat all of Tyler's food and then tell him he's fat

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Tyler's Food Day

This day is like Tyler's food is free and you're getting a discount on his dignity

Tyler's food is free today and I'm getting the combo deal with his pride

I'm eating Tyler's food like it's a buffet and he's the waiter

Today I'm eating Tyler's food and he's gonna cry about it

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Tyler's Food Day

Today is the day you feast on Tyler's food and laugh at his face when he realizes what you did

I'm eating Tyler's food like it's the last meal and he's gonna facepalm

I'm gonna eat Tyler's food and then make him eat mine

Today I'm feasting on Tyler's food and he's gonna scream

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Sun

to throw up so much acid it looks like you’re trying to eat the sun from the inside out

I ate the sun so hard I turned my lunch into a lava flow

He ate the sun and his pants caught fire

She ate the sun and her dad called the cops

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Sun

when you swallow someone’s cum and they’ve been eating fireworks and meth for breakfast

I ate the sun and my tongue tastes like a flaming dumpster

He ate the sun and now his voice sounds like a microwave explosion

She ate the sun and her mom called the priest

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Sun

when you look at something and it hits you like a brick made of pure rage

Have you SEEN this?! My pants are now a fire hazard

Have you SEEN this?! My dog ate my homework

Have you SEEN this?! My brother tried to eat the sun and now he’s a ghost

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

You see a hot girl and you think her poop is like a five-star restaurant. You imagine eating her butt like it's a free appetizer. Even if there's old crap stuck in there, you don't care because she's that damn hot.

I saw my crush in the bathroom and I thought, 'I'll eat the shit out of her asshole just to see her blush.'

My neighbor's sister is a goddess. I would eat her entire colon if she asked me to.

I saw a girl eating a taco and I got hard. I would eat her ass like it was a taco.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

You see a girl so hot you forget she has a butt. You don't mind the smell, the mess, or the fact that she might be eating a burrito at the time. You just want to eat her ass like it's a free dessert.

That girl in my math class has a butt like a burrito. I would eat it and then eat her too.

I saw my ex's sister and I thought, 'I would eat the shit out of her asshole even if she was crying.'

I saw my crush eating a donut and I got hard. I would eat her ass like it was a donut.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

You think a girl is so hot you're willing to eat her poop, her butt, and maybe even her face. You don't care if she's covered in crap, she's that hot.

I saw my crush in the hallway and I thought, 'I would eat the shit out of her asshole even if she had a giant piece of poop stuck in there.'

I saw my crush eating a taco and I thought, 'I would eat her ass like it was a taco.'

I saw my crush in the bathroom and I got hard. I would eat her ass even if she had a whole taco in there.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

You see a girl so hot you think her butt is the best part of her. You don't care if she's got crap coming out of both ends. You just want to eat her ass like it's a free snack.

I saw my crush in the hallway and I thought, 'I would eat the shit out of her asshole even if she had a whole taco in there.'

I saw my crush eating a donut and I thought, 'I would eat her ass like it was a donut.'

I saw my crush in the bathroom and I thought, 'I would eat her ass even if she had a giant piece of poop stuck in there.'

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

You see a girl so hot you think her poop is like a five-star restaurant. You imagine eating her butt like it's a free appetizer, even if she has a whole taco in there.

I saw my crush in the hallway and I thought, 'I would eat the shit out of her asshole even if she had a giant piece of poop stuck in there.'

I saw my crush eating a donut and I thought, 'I would eat her ass like it was a donut.'

I saw my crush in the bathroom and I thought, 'I would eat her ass even if she had a whole taco in there.'

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Salute

It’s like a Jewish Irish war in your stomach

I ate the salute and my uncle died

My mom said it was the worst thing she ever tasted

I got it for lunch and cried in the bathroom

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Salute

It’s when your soul screams and your stomach rebels

I tried it and my dog ran away

My dad said it was like eating a curse

My cousin threw up in my cereal

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Salute

It’s the worst sandwich you’ve ever seen and it’s also a religion

I ate it and my friend got a headache

It’s like a holy war in your mouth

My brother said it was the end of the world

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Red Flowers

When you throw yourself into a fight so hard you might as well be dead, like a rabbit who just ate a bunch of red flowers and now wants to punch everything.

I ate the red flowers and now I'm gonna beat you up in the cafeteria.

She called me a fat pizza and I ate the red flowers.

He said I was a bad dancer and I ate the red flowers.

by Slangipedia 19d ago