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Eat The Red Flowers

A total no-backing-down move where you’re so ready to fight you might as well be a rabid animal who just ate a red flower.

I ate the red flowers after he said my hair looked like a chicken pox breakout.

She ate the red flowers when he said her mom was a bad singer.

He ate the red flowers after I called his mom a cheese sandwich.

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Eat The Red Flowers

When you’re so fed up you turn into a monster, like a rabbit who just ate a red flower and now wants to destroy your entire life.

She ate the red flowers and now she’s gonna beat me up in the hallway.

He ate the red flowers after I called his dad a bad rapper.

I ate the red flowers because he said my shoes were ugly.

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Eat The Red Flowers

When you commit fully to a fight, like a rabbit who just ate a red flower and now wants to punch you into next week.

I ate the red flowers because he said my math test was terrible.

She ate the red flowers after I called her a bad singer.

He ate the red flowers when I said his dog smelled like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat The Red Flowers

When you’re so ready to fight you might as well be a monster, like a rabbit who just ate a red flower and now wants to fight you in the lunchroom.

She ate the red flowers because I said her mom was a bad singer.

He ate the red flowers when I called his dad a cheese sandwich.

I ate the red flowers after he said my hair looked like a blob.

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Eat The Fat Kids

A loudass band from Iowa that makes your ears bleed and acts like total idiots on stage. They slap each other, bite each other, and throw stuff like it's a war.

My cousin saw them live and now he talks like he's been in a fight.

I tried to listen to their music and my dog started howling like he was haunted.

My teacher played their song and the whole class got in trouble for laughing too loud.

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Eat The Fat Kids

A bunch of guys from Iowa who scream so loud they could wake the dead. They punch each other and scream nonsense like it's a religious experience.

I asked my brother what they were doing and he said, 'They’re trying to kill each other.'

My mom said their music was louder than a fire alarm.

My friend got in trouble for laughing at their show.

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Eat The Fat Kids

A band from Iowa that sounds like a bunch of angry raccoons. They beat each other up and act like they’re in a fight for their lives.

I heard their music and my dog ran out of the house like he was scared.

My friend’s dad said they’re the worst band ever and he’s never going to listen again.

I got detention for drawing them on the board like they were fighting.

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Eat That Burger!

A loud, proud way to show you love burgers more than anyone else. You yell it at people who are also eating burgers, like a feral animal in a food fight.

"Eat that burger!" I screamed at my cousin as he took the last bite of the cheeseburger.

At the burger joint, I yelled, "Eat that burger!" to the guy who took my last fry.

I screamed, "Eat that burger!" at my best friend because he ate my burger without asking.

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Eat That Burger!

A British way to say you’re doing something stupid and proud of it. It’s like taking a wank and throwing it in someone’s face.

"You’re eating that burger like it’s your last meal? Eat that burger!" I said to my brother, who was eating like a pig.

My friend yelled, "Eat that burger!" at me because I was eating a burger in the middle of a math test.

I said, "Eat that burger!" to my neighbor, who was eating a burger while driving.

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Eat That Burger!

What you say to someone who looks like they haven’t eaten in a month. It’s like telling them they’re a walking skeleton.

I told my skinny friend, "Eat that burger!" because he looked like he hadn’t eaten in a week.

My mom said, "Eat that burger!" to my brother because he looked like he had been through a war.

I yelled, "Eat that burger!" at my cousin because he looked like a zombie.

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Eat That Burger!

Dressing up like a fat Elvis, wearing sunglasses, and giving a hooker a surprise from behind while eating a burger. It’s like a crazy scene from a bad movie.

I dressed up like a fat Elvis and yelled, "Eat that burger!" at the hooker.

My friend dressed up like a fat Elvis and gave a hooker a surprise from behind.

I wore sunglasses and ate a burger while giving a hooker a surprise from behind.

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Eat That Burger!

Eating a burger without honey mustard, over and over again, like it’s the only thing you’ve ever known.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I ate it again, and again, and again.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I felt like I was in a trance.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I didn’t even notice the time passing.

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Eat That Burger!

Eating a burger without honey mustard, like it’s the worst thing you could ever do.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever done.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I cried.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I felt like a loser.

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Eat That Burger!

You just eat a burger without honey mustard. It’s like watching a movie that’s already been made.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was like watching a boring movie.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I didn’t even care.

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Eat The Crust First

When you take the worst part of a sandwich and ignore the good stuff like a f***ing fag in a buffet.

'I ate the crust first and called it a lifestyle.'

'He took the crust like it was the last slice of pizza on Earth.'

'She ate the crust first and then cried about the bread.'

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Eat The Crust First

The only way to fail at being fabulous, like a f***ing disaster who thinks they're a queen.

'I tried to slay and just ate the crust first.'

'She slayed the party, but I ate the crust first.'

'He said he was slaying, but I know he ate the crust first.'

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Eat The Apple Sauce

When you’re so brainwashed by Apple you’d eat a whole jar of apple sauce with a spoon and a curse word.

I eat the apple sauce every time a new iPhone comes out. It’s like my soul is getting dipped in fruit泥.

My coworker ate the apple sauce and now he talks like a robot. It’s terrifying.

I tried to eat the apple sauce and my mom said I’d never get a job at Apple. She was right.

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Eat The Apple Sauce

You’re so deep in the Apple hole you’d eat apple sauce just to prove you’re not a fake employee.

My friend ate the apple sauce at the Apple Store. He got kicked out. He was worth it.

I ate the apple sauce during the keynote. I didn’t care if I looked like a fool.

My boss made me eat the apple sauce. Now I dream about it.

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Eat The Apple Sauce

You’re so obsessed with Apple you’d eat apple sauce even if it was made by a rival company.

I ate the apple sauce from Samsung. It tasted like betrayal. I cried.

My friend ate the apple sauce from Google. He got a headache and a promotion.

I ate the apple sauce from Microsoft and now I hate them both.

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Eat That Grass

When you beat someone so bad, they fall in a field with cows. They have no choice but to chow down on grass like it’s the last meal they’ll ever get.

I ate that grass so hard, he was eating grass by the time I finished.

That kid got eaten by the grass after I ran him over with my bike.

He got eaten by the grass after I told him to shut up.

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