Eat The Crust First - The only way to fail at being fabulous, like a f***ing disas

The only way to fail at being fabulous, like a f***ing disaster who thinks they're a queen.

'I tried to slay and just ate the crust first.'

'She slayed the party, but I ate the crust first.'

'He said he was slaying, but I know he ate the crust first.'