Eat The Crust First

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When you take the worst part of a sandwich and ignore the good stuff like a f***ing fag in a buffet.

'I ate the crust first and called it a lifestyle.'

'He took the crust like it was the last slice of pizza on Earth.'

'She ate the crust first and then cried about the bread.'

The only way to fail at being fabulous, like a f***ing disaster who thinks they're a queen.

'I tried to slay and just ate the crust first.'

'She slayed the party, but I ate the crust first.'

'He said he was slaying, but I know he ate the crust first.'