Eat The Apple Sauce

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When you’re so brainwashed by Apple you’d eat a whole jar of apple sauce with a spoon and a curse word.

I eat the apple sauce every time a new iPhone comes out. It’s like my soul is getting dipped in fruit泥.

My coworker ate the apple sauce and now he talks like a robot. It’s terrifying.

I tried to eat the apple sauce and my mom said I’d never get a job at Apple. She was right.

You’re so deep in the Apple hole you’d eat apple sauce just to prove you’re not a fake employee.

My friend ate the apple sauce at the Apple Store. He got kicked out. He was worth it.

I ate the apple sauce during the keynote. I didn’t care if I looked like a fool.

My boss made me eat the apple sauce. Now I dream about it.

You’re so obsessed with Apple you’d eat apple sauce even if it was made by a rival company.

I ate the apple sauce from Samsung. It tasted like betrayal. I cried.

My friend ate the apple sauce from Google. He got a headache and a promotion.

I ate the apple sauce from Microsoft and now I hate them both.