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When you try to make out with someone by putting a piece of grass in your mouth and hoping they do the same, like it’s some weird game of lips.

I tried to eat that grass and make out with her, but she just laughed at me.

He put a piece of grass in his mouth and I thought it was a kiss.

We were eating grass and I thought it was a romantic moment.

When you get tackled so hard, you end up face-down on the grass, and you start eating it because you’re too embarrassed to stand up.

He got tackled and started eating grass like it was a new hobby.

I got eaten by the grass after getting tackled in football.

He got face-down on the grass and just ate it like it was a snack.

When someone does something stupid, and you tell them to go eat grass because they’re too dumb to be anywhere near you.

He did something dumb and I told him to eat that grass.

She messed up and I said, ‘Eat that grass.’

He made a fool of himself and I told him to eat that grass.

When you yell ‘Eat that grass’ before you do something insane, like running into a wall or jumping off a cliff, and it becomes a meme for years.

I yelled ‘Eat that grass’ and jumped off the roof.

The sled gang said ‘Eat that grass’ and broke their legs.

He said ‘Eat that grass’ and ran into a wall like a madman.

Eat Tea

A fancy Australian way of saying you’re about to stuff your face with food like it’s your last meal on Earth.

I’m eatin’ tea because I skipped breakfast, lunch, and my mom’s yelling at me.

My dog ate my tea and now he’s doing the conga.

I said eat tea and my sister brought a whole pizza.

Eat Tea

When Aussies pretend they’re sophisticated, but really they just mean they’re gonna eat a lot of food.

I told my dad to eat tea, and he brought a whole chicken.

My teacher said eat tea, and I ate three sandwiches.

I said eat tea, and my friend brought a cake and a side of drama.

Eat Tea

A very Australian way of saying you’re about to eat, and you’re probably going to eat way too much.

I said eat tea, and I ate so much I got a stomach ache.

My grandma said eat tea, and she brought a whole roast.

I said eat tea, and my brother brought a burger and a side of insults.

Eat Sushi

Licking a woman's pussy like it's the last piece of sushi in the world.

I ate sushi so hard, my tongue got a promotion.

He ate sushi and called it a business meeting.

I ate sushi and my friend said, 'You're the best at this.'

Eat Sushi

The flavor you get when you do the right thing for your girlfriend, even if it smells like old fish.

I did the right thing and got a taste of fishy heaven.

She said I was the best at eating sushi.

Eating sushi felt like winning the lottery, and the lottery smelled like a fish market.

Eat Sushi

Going down on a girl who smells like a seafood market and sounds like a fart in a jar.

I ate sushi and my nose got a vacation.

She had a fishy smell and I ate it like it was a compliment.

I ate sushi and my friend said, 'You're a legend.'

A sneaky way to tell your friends you're about to get wasted without acting like a total mess.

Hey man, let's eat some chicken before the teacher shows up.

I just said 'eat some chicken' to my mom, and she thought I was hungry.

We're eating some chicken in the back of the bus before the bell rings.

A fancy way to say you're going to get high, like you're some kind of fancy drug dealer.

'Eat some chicken' is what I told my dad when I snuck out to smoke.

My homie said 'eat some chicken' to the principal, and he didn't even notice.

I told my sister 'eat some chicken' so she'd think I was making chicken nuggets.

A stupid way to tell your friends you're going to get high, like you're some kind of idiot.

'Eat some chicken' is what I said to my little brother, and he actually believed me.

I told my crush 'eat some chicken' and now I'm stuck with him.

My teacher said 'eat some chicken' and now the whole class is laughing at me.

A loud way to say you're going to get high, like you're trying to wake up the whole neighborhood.

I yelled 'eat some chicken' out the window and now the whole block is high.

I told my neighbor 'eat some chicken' and now he's coming over to smoke with me.

I screamed 'eat some chicken' at the top of my lungs and now my mom is mad.

A smart way to say you're going to get high, like you're some kind of master plan.

I said 'eat some chicken' to my best friend and now we're both high.

I told my crush 'eat some chicken' and now we're sneaking out together.

I said 'eat some chicken' to my teacher and now the whole class is in on it.

A stupid way to say you're going to get high, like you're some kind of idiot.

I said 'eat some chicken' to my little brother and now he's high.

I told my teacher 'eat some chicken' and now I'm in trouble.

I said 'eat some chicken' to my crush and now he's laughing at me.

Eat Some Candy

A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so weak it makes you want to throw a Snickers bar at them

'You're gonna eat some candy!' I said. He cried. I won.

'You think you're scary? Eat some candy!' He ran away screaming like a girl.

She said, 'I'll get you!' I said, 'Eat some candy.' She cried like she lost her favorite sock.

Eat Some Candy

Something you say when a little kid tries to scare you and it’s so bad it feels like they gave you a lollipop for lunch

'You're gonna eat some candy!' I said. He fainted. I got a gold star.

She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.'

He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried.