Eat Sushi

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Licking a woman's pussy like it's the last piece of sushi in the world.
I ate sushi so hard, my tongue got a promotion.
He ate sushi and called it a business meeting.
I ate sushi and my friend said, 'You're the best at this.'
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The flavor you get when you do the right thing for your girlfriend, even if it smells like old fish.
I did the right thing and got a taste of fishy heaven.
She said I was the best at eating sushi.
Eating sushi felt like winning the lottery, and the lottery smelled like a fish market.
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Going down on a girl who smells like a seafood market and sounds like a fart in a jar.
I ate sushi and my nose got a vacation.
She had a fishy smell and I ate it like it was a compliment.
I ate sushi and my friend said, 'You're a legend.'
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