Eat Tea

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A fancy Australian way of saying you’re about to stuff your face with food like it’s your last meal on Earth.

I’m eatin’ tea because I skipped breakfast, lunch, and my mom’s yelling at me.

My dog ate my tea and now he’s doing the conga.

I said eat tea and my sister brought a whole pizza.

When Aussies pretend they’re sophisticated, but really they just mean they’re gonna eat a lot of food.

I told my dad to eat tea, and he brought a whole chicken.

My teacher said eat tea, and I ate three sandwiches.

I said eat tea, and my friend brought a cake and a side of drama.

A very Australian way of saying you’re about to eat, and you’re probably going to eat way too much.

I said eat tea, and I ate so much I got a stomach ache.

My grandma said eat tea, and she brought a whole roast.

I said eat tea, and my brother brought a burger and a side of insults.