Eat Some Candy

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A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so weak it makes you want to throw a Snickers bar at them
'You're gonna eat some candy!' I said. He cried. I won.
'You think you're scary? Eat some candy!' He ran away screaming like a girl.
She said, 'I'll get you!' I said, 'Eat some candy.' She cried like she lost her favorite sock.
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Something you say when a little kid tries to scare you and it’s so bad it feels like they gave you a lollipop for lunch
'You're gonna eat some candy!' I said. He fainted. I got a gold star.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.'
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried.
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A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh, not cry
He said, 'I'm gonna eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried.
'You think you're tough?' I said. 'Eat some candy.' He cried like he saw a spider.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried.
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A mean way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that they’re so weak it makes you want to throw a whole bag of Skittles at them
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he lost his favorite toy.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a nightmare.
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a really bad day.
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A way to say to a kid or someone who acts like a kid that they're so weak it's like they got hit with a giant gummy bear
'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' He said. I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a really bad day.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she saw a ghost.
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he lost his favorite cup.
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A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh until you throw up
'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' She said. I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a really bad day.
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a nightmare.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she saw a spider.
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