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A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh, not cry

He said, 'I'm gonna eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried.

'You think you're tough?' I said. 'Eat some candy.' He cried like he saw a spider.

She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried.

A mean way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that they’re so weak it makes you want to throw a whole bag of Skittles at them

He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he lost his favorite toy.

She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a nightmare.

He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a really bad day.

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Eat Some Candy

A way to say to a kid or someone who acts like a kid that they're so weak it's like they got hit with a giant gummy bear

'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' He said. I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a really bad day.

She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she saw a ghost.

He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he lost his favorite cup.

by Slangipedia 19d ago

Eat Some Candy

A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh until you throw up

'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' She said. I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a really bad day.

He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a nightmare.

She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she saw a spider.

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Eat Sleeps

That belly-heavy drowsy mess you become after chowing down like a pig.

Just ate a whole pizza and now I feel like a tired slug.

After that burger, I was so full I could’ve slept through a war.

I ate so much I fell asleep on the couch and woke up in my bed.

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Eat Sleeps

When you live like a streamer but only care about eating, sleeping, and being lazy.

I stream, but I only do it to eat and sleep.

I eat, sleep, and repeat. No real life for me.

Streamed for five hours just to take a nap and eat a sandwich.

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Eat Sleeps

When you eat, sleep, and then fight some stupid craft wars, all in one day.

I ate, slept, and then spent an hour fighting over a toy.

Craft wars after a nap? I'm the king of that.

I ate, slept, and then started a craft war with my brother.

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Eat Sleeps

When you get up in the middle of the night to snack like a madman, still half-asleep.

I woke up at 2 a. m. just to eat cereal like it was a crime.

I stood up in the dark and grabbed a bag of chips like a sleepwalker.

I ate a whole pizza in my pajamas while still dreaming.

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Eat Sleeps

That annoying roommate who wakes up in the middle of the night to eat cheese and other gross stuff like it's a hobby.

He wakes up at midnight to eat cheese like it's a full-time job.

My roommate eats cheese at night like it's a secret mission.

He eats condiments while still asleep like a lunatic.

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Eat Sleeps

When you eat something, jizz off, and then pass out like a baby.

I ate a burger, jizzed off, and went to sleep like a champ.

I had a snack, jizzed, and then fell asleep like a tired dog.

I ate, jizzed off, and then slept for ten hours straight.

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Eat Sleeps

The best day ever, you eat, jizz off, and then go to bed like it's a holiday.

I ate, jizzed, and then went to bed like it was Christmas.

That day was perfect, I had food, jizz, and sleep.

Eaten, jizzed, and then night night, the best day ever.

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Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

You chow down like a pig, pass out like a drunk, fight like a lunatic, and do it all again until you’re dead.

I ate a whole pizza, fell asleep on the floor, got into a fight with my brother, and then repeated it all like a zombie.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. My dog watched me like I was crazy.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. My mom called the cops because I was screaming at my cat.

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Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

You stuff your face, snooze like a beast, throw down like a fool, and start the madness all over again.

I ate a burger, took a nap like a bear, fought my friend, and started again like I was high.

I stuffed my face, snoozed, fought, and repeated. My neighbor heard me yelling at my plants.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. My dog joined the fight and bit my sock.

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Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

You stuff your mouth, crash like a truck, rumble like a monster, and do it all again until your brain explodes.

I ate like I was starving, crashed like I was dead, fought like I was mad, and repeated it all like I had no life.

I stuffed my face, fell asleep on the couch, fought my brother, and repeated it until my brain felt like a soup.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. My brain exploded and my dog ate the pieces.

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Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

You munch like a wolf, nap like a cat, battle like a caveman, and repeat it all until you’re a human wrecking ball.

I ate like a wolf, napped like a cat, fought like a caveman, and repeated until my brain was a mess.

I munch, nap, fight, repeat. My dog started fighting my brother because of me.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. I ended up eating my own sock during the chaos.

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Eat Sleep Craftwars Repeat

You eat like you’re dying, sleep like you’re dead, fight like you’re mad, and repeat it all like you’re cursed.

I ate like I was dying, slept like I was dead, fought like I was mad, and repeated like I was cursed by a demon.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. I got so mad I started eating my dog’s food.

I ate, slept, fought, repeated. I ended up fighting my mom and my brother at the same time.

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Eat Shit and Die Look

a face you make when you want to punch someone but you’re too lazy to do it and you just stare at them like they’re the worst person who ever lived

My cousin gave me the 'eat shit and die look' after I ate his last donut.

My teacher gave me that look when I threw confetti during the math test.

My dog gave me that look when I tried to wear his sweater to bed.

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Eat Shit and Die Look

the look you give someone when you’re so mad you could spit nails and you’re just waiting for them to say something stupid so you can yell at them

My brother gave me that look when I told him I was joining the circus.

My mom gave me that look when I told her I was going to be a pirate.

My friend gave me that look when I told him I was going to eat a whole pizza by myself.

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Eat Shit and Die Look

a mean face you make when you’re ready to throw your drink on someone and you’re just waiting for them to say something dumb so you can laugh at them

My classmate gave me that look when I said I was going to be a unicorn.

My dad gave me that look when I told him I was going to eat a whole cake for breakfast.

My neighbor gave me that look when I told him I was going to ride a goat to school.

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Eat Shit and Die Look

a look you give someone when you’re so annoyed you could scream and you’re just waiting for them to say something stupid so you can rip their hair out

My sister gave me that look when I told her I was going to be a dinosaur.

My friend gave me that look when I told him I was going to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My teacher gave me that look when I told her I was going to run away from school.

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