Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That belly-heavy drowsy mess you become after chowing down like a pig.

Just ate a whole pizza and now I feel like a tired slug.

After that burger, I was so full I could’ve slept through a war.

I ate so much I fell asleep on the couch and woke up in my bed.

2

When you live like a streamer but only care about eating, sleeping, and being lazy.

I stream, but I only do it to eat and sleep.

I eat, sleep, and repeat. No real life for me.

Streamed for five hours just to take a nap and eat a sandwich.

3

When you eat, sleep, and then fight some stupid craft wars, all in one day.

I ate, slept, and then spent an hour fighting over a toy.

Craft wars after a nap? I'm the king of that.

I ate, slept, and then started a craft war with my brother.

4

When you get up in the middle of the night to snack like a madman, still half-asleep.

I woke up at 2 a. m. just to eat cereal like it was a crime.

I stood up in the dark and grabbed a bag of chips like a sleepwalker.

I ate a whole pizza in my pajamas while still dreaming.

5

That annoying roommate who wakes up in the middle of the night to eat cheese and other gross stuff like it's a hobby.

He wakes up at midnight to eat cheese like it's a full-time job.

My roommate eats cheese at night like it's a secret mission.

He eats condiments while still asleep like a lunatic.

6

When you eat something, jizz off, and then pass out like a baby.

I ate a burger, jizzed off, and went to sleep like a champ.

I had a snack, jizzed, and then fell asleep like a tired dog.

I ate, jizzed off, and then slept for ten hours straight.

7

The best day ever, you eat, jizz off, and then go to bed like it's a holiday.

I ate, jizzed, and then went to bed like it was Christmas.

That day was perfect, I had food, jizz, and sleep.

Eaten, jizzed, and then night night, the best day ever.