Discover Slang

My brother gave me that look when I told him I was going to be a dragon.

My mom gave me that look when I told her I was going to eat a whole cake for dinner.

My friend gave me that look when I told him I was going to ride a bicycle to the moon.

My cousin got stuck in the lunchroom and had to eat a whole bag of chicken nuggets for breakfast.

I was dared to eat a taco that was covered in dirt and it was still clean.

My mom made me eat my brother’s homework and it tasted like regret.

My teacher made me eat a whole pizza that was left out all night and it was like a curse.

I had to eat a donut that was dipped in coffee and it was the worst thing I ever tasted.

My friend challenged me to eat a soup that was so spicy it made me cry.

I had to eat a sandwich that was covered in ketchup and it looked like it had been thrown at a wall.

My brother made me eat a bowl of cereal that was so old it had mold growing on it.

I was dared to eat a cupcake that was covered in dirt and it was like eating a dirt pie.

'Eat Shit Bob' echoed through the bar as Steve threw his beer across the table.

At the end of the night, Mark yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' so loud the bartender heard him from the back.

When the group started arguing over who paid last time, someone yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and the chaos began.

After a huge fight, they said 'Eat Shit Bob' and laughed like nothing happened.

The kids in the hallway used 'Eat Shit Bob' to start a new fight every day.

When the teacher walked in, the whole class said 'Eat Shit Bob' and got detention.

They whispered 'Eat Shit Bob' behind the teacher's back.

During lunch, the kids used 'Eat Shit Bob' to tease each other.

In the middle of a meeting, he said 'Eat Shit Bob' and everyone laughed.

As he left, he yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and slammed the door.

The kids said 'Eat Shit Bob' as they walked out of the classroom.

After the argument, she said 'Eat Shit Bob' and left without looking back.

He said 'Eat Shit Bob' because he was too tired to be creative.

She used 'Eat Shit Bob' as her only reply to the whole conversation.

The man in the grocery store said 'Eat Shit Bob' and walked away.

He said 'Eat Shit Bob' and smiled like he'd won the lottery.

The kid yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and got a standing ovation from the class.

Even the dog barked 'Eat Shit Bob' when he heard it.

You just called your brother a dog after he spilled his cereal on your shoes.

Your friend said this to you when you kept asking for a ride.

Your mom said it to you after you lost your job and came home late.

Your classmate said it to you after you asked for help 10 times.

Your dad said it to you after you messed up his favorite shirt.

Your crush said it to you after you kept texting them at 2 AM.

Your coworker said it to you after you kept interrupting their work.

Your little brother said it to you after he took your lunch.

Your ex said it to you after you kept showing up at their house.

After devouring three giant burritos, my cousin was shaking like a leaf in a hurricane. #eatshakes #foodpocalypse

I had the eat shakes after trying to eat a whole pizza in five minutes. My arms were shaking, my face was red, and I looked like a meaty monster. #competitiveeating #horrormovie

My dad got the eat shakes after eating 10 hot dogs in a row. He was shaking so hard, he dropped his fourth hot dog on the floor. #foodfail #eatshakes

I got the eat shakes after eating a giant steak and three side dishes. I was shaking so hard, I dropped my fork. #eatshakes #fooddisaster

My friend had the eat shakes after eating six burgers in ten minutes. He looked like a sweaty, shaking mess. #foodoverload #eatshakes

After eating a whole pie in one bite, I had the eat shakes. I was shaking like a jellyfish in a storm. #foodhorror #eatshakes

After eating three giant sandwiches, I had the eat shakes. My hands were shaking, my face was red, and I looked like a sweaty, meat-covered monster. #eatshakes #foodoverload

My uncle had the eat shakes after eating ten donuts in ten minutes. He was shaking like a dog with the shivers. #eatshakes #fooddisaster

I got the eat shakes after eating a whole plate of spaghetti in one go. I was shaking so hard, I dropped my fork twice. #eatshakes #foodpocalypse

My cousin ate three pizzas and still asked for more. He’s like a monster with a stomach made of glue.

She devoured a whole cake in one go. I swear she’s planning to live inside a donut shop.

He ate so much he passed out. I think he’s gonna die in a burger wrapper.

At the party, he ate so fast he made a mess. It was like a food tornado hit him.

She ate six burgers and still had room for fries. I think she’s got a second stomach.

He ate like a beast. I don’t know how he can fit into his pants anymore.

He eats every hour like it’s a religious ritual. I think he’s gonna get a food tattoo.

She brought snacks to the movie. I think she’s planning to live off of popcorn forever.

He eats so much he’s like a food machine. I think he’s gonna explode.

I ate three burgers and a bag of chips. Now I’m running to the bathroom like a racehorse.

My friend tried to eat a whole pie. Now he’s screaming in the restroom.

I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, my pants got soaked and my mom was mad.