Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

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You're telling someone they're a dog who eats dirt and barks at the moon. It’s like saying they’re a waste of space and a pain in the butt.
You just called your brother a dog after he spilled his cereal on your shoes.
Your friend said this to you when you kept asking for a ride.
Your mom said it to you after you lost your job and came home late.
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You're telling someone they're a stupid dog who's not even worth your breath. Usually said when they’re being extra annoying.
Your classmate said it to you after you asked for help 10 times.
Your dad said it to you after you messed up his favorite shirt.
Your crush said it to you after you kept texting them at 2 AM.
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You're telling someone they’re a bad dog who’s messed you up and won’t stop bugging you. It’s like giving them the worst dog treat ever.
Your coworker said it to you after you kept interrupting their work.
Your little brother said it to you after he took your lunch.
Your ex said it to you after you kept showing up at their house.
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