Eat Shit September

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September is when you get forced to swallow poop because you’re too weak to fight back.

My cousin got stuck in the lunchroom and had to eat a whole bag of chicken nuggets for breakfast.

I was dared to eat a taco that was covered in dirt and it was still clean.

My mom made me eat my brother’s homework and it tasted like regret.

You get stuck with September and it’s like your worst enemy just gave you a raw hot dog.

My teacher made me eat a whole pizza that was left out all night and it was like a curse.

I had to eat a donut that was dipped in coffee and it was the worst thing I ever tasted.

My friend challenged me to eat a soup that was so spicy it made me cry.

September is the month you’re forced to eat garbage and you don’t have a choice.

I had to eat a sandwich that was covered in ketchup and it looked like it had been thrown at a wall.

My brother made me eat a bowl of cereal that was so old it had mold growing on it.

I was dared to eat a cupcake that was covered in dirt and it was like eating a dirt pie.