Eat Rite Dump
When you eat so much junk at Eat Rite that your butt turns into a running toilet. People do it to get rid of the poops stuck in their intestines like a clogged drain.
I ate three burgers and a bag of chips. Now I’m running to the bathroom like a racehorse.
My friend tried to eat a whole pie. Now he’s screaming in the restroom.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, my pants got soaked and my mom was mad.