Eat Rite Dump

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When you eat so much junk at Eat Rite that your butt turns into a running toilet. People do it to get rid of the poops stuck in their intestines like a clogged drain.
I ate three burgers and a bag of chips. Now I’m running to the bathroom like a racehorse.
My friend tried to eat a whole pie. Now he’s screaming in the restroom.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, my pants got soaked and my mom was mad.
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A fancy name for when you get so sick from bad food that you’re literally shitting your pants. It’s like your body’s saying, 'I quit!'
After that hot dog, I was sitting on the floor. My pants were a mess. It was epic.
My sister had an Eat Rite Dump during lunch. The whole table was laughing at her.
I ate so much, I pooped in my chair. My teacher was not happy.
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When you stuff your face so full of greasy garbage that your guts start to rebel. It’s like your stomach is throwing a tantrum and your butt is joining in.
I ate a whole pizza and a soda. My stomach was screaming, and my butt was leaking.
My brother had an Eat Rite Dump at the mall. He ran out like he was on fire.
I got an Eat Rite Dump so bad, I had to wear a diaper to the park.
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When you eat so much junk that your butt turns into a fountain. It’s like your body is trying to get rid of the food by shooting it out like a volcano.
I ate a whole bag of fries and a milkshake. Now my butt is a fountain.
My friend had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, he pooped on the bus.
I had to clean my pants after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a mess.
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When you eat so much bad food that your butt starts leaking like a broken pipe. It’s like your body is trying to escape through your pants.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, my pants were soaked. My teacher was mad.
My brother ate too much. His pants were like a waterfall.
I had to change my shirt after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a disaster.
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A total meltdown of your digestive system caused by eating too much junk food. It’s like your gut is having a war and your butt is the battlefield.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, I ran out of the restaurant like a criminal.
My friend had a war in his gut. He was leaking everywhere.
I had to sit on the floor after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a total mess.
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