Eat Rite Dump
A fancy name for when you get so sick from bad food that you’re literally shitting your pants. It’s like your body’s saying, 'I quit!'
After that hot dog, I was sitting on the floor. My pants were a mess. It was epic.
My sister had an Eat Rite Dump during lunch. The whole table was laughing at her.
I ate so much, I pooped in my chair. My teacher was not happy.