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Eat Rite Dump
A fancy name for when you get so sick from bad food that you’re literally shitting your pants. It’s like your body’s saying, 'I quit!'
After that hot dog, I was sitting on the floor. My pants were a mess. It was epic.
My sister had an Eat Rite Dump during lunch. The whole table was laughing at her.
I ate so much, I pooped in my chair. My teacher was not happy.
Eat Rite Dump
When you stuff your face so full of greasy garbage that your guts start to rebel. It’s like your stomach is throwing a tantrum and your butt is joining in.
I ate a whole pizza and a soda. My stomach was screaming, and my butt was leaking.
My brother had an Eat Rite Dump at the mall. He ran out like he was on fire.
I got an Eat Rite Dump so bad, I had to wear a diaper to the park.
Eat Rite Dump
When you eat so much junk that your butt turns into a fountain. It’s like your body is trying to get rid of the food by shooting it out like a volcano.
I ate a whole bag of fries and a milkshake. Now my butt is a fountain.
My friend had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, he pooped on the bus.
I had to clean my pants after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a mess.
Eat Rite Dump
When you eat so much bad food that your butt starts leaking like a broken pipe. It’s like your body is trying to escape through your pants.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, my pants were soaked. My teacher was mad.
My brother ate too much. His pants were like a waterfall.
I had to change my shirt after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a disaster.
Eat Rite Dump
A total meltdown of your digestive system caused by eating too much junk food. It’s like your gut is having a war and your butt is the battlefield.
I had an Eat Rite Dump so bad, I ran out of the restaurant like a criminal.
My friend had a war in his gut. He was leaking everywhere.
I had to sit on the floor after my Eat Rite Dump. It was a total mess.
Eat Rim
When you tell your friends to suck your butt like it’s a lollipop and you’re the most annoying kid in school.
My cousin just said 'Eat Rim' after I took the last slice of pizza.
My homie texted me 'Eat Rim' because I spilled soda on his shoes.
My teacher said 'Eat Rim' after I drew a fart on the blackboard.
Eat Rim
A way to tell someone they’re so bad at everything, they should just lick your butt for fun.
My brother said 'Eat Rim' because I beat him at video games.
My mom yelled 'Eat Rim' after I ate her favorite cookies.
My friend said 'Eat Rim' when I won the talent show.
Eat Rim
A super rude way to say someone should lick your butt instead of doing anything important.
My dad said 'Eat Rim' after I broke his favorite mug.
My sister said 'Eat Rim' because I took her phone.
My crush said 'Eat Rim' when I failed his test.
Eat Rim
When you tell someone they’re so dumb, they should just lick your butt for no reason.
My friend said 'Eat Rim' after I outsmarted him in math class.
My neighbor said 'Eat Rim' because I threw a rock at his cat.
My brother said 'Eat Rim' when I won the race.
Eat Rim
A dirty way to tell someone they’re so useless, they should just lick your butt and be done with it.
My mom said 'Eat Rim' after I ate all her snacks.
My teacher said 'Eat Rim' when I talked during class.
My friend said 'Eat Rim' because I took his lunch.
Eat Rim
When you tell someone they’re so bad at life, they should just lick your butt and forget about everything.
My dad said 'Eat Rim' after I broke his chair.
My friend said 'Eat Rim' because I took his spot on the bus.
My crush said 'Eat Rim' when I messed up his project.
Eat Pray Love
This movie is about a rich, sad, self-centered ex-wife who goes on a worldwide trip to find her soul. She’s so clueless, she thinks her bad luck is a sign of destiny. The only thing she’s good at is eating spaghetti without making a mess. This movie is like watching a root canal in slow motion, and the ending is the worst: she finds love again, and it’s like watching a man get dragged into hell.
I watched Eat Pray Love and I fell asleep during the first hour. It was like watching a baby cry for two and a half hours.
My mom made me watch Eat Pray Love, and I wanted to die.
I watched Eat Pray Love, and I felt like I was trapped in a bad dream with a bad haircut.
Eat Pray Love
When a white person goes to a poor country and thinks they’re going to find themselves, but they just end up looking like a fool.
My cousin went to India to find herself and came back with a sunburn and a bad tan.
My friend went to Thailand and thought it was a spiritual journey, but it was just a trip to get more sunburns.
My uncle went to Africa and came back with a new haircut and a new problem.
Eat Pray Love
When you feel like you need to run away from your life and go somewhere fancy to eat, pray, and think about your problems.
I took a break from work and went to Paris to eat croissants and think about my life.
After my breakup, I went to Japan to eat sushi and find my soul.
I went to Bali to eat noodles and pray for my life to get better.
Eat Pray Love
When you suddenly decide to go to a faraway country all by yourself, just because you felt sad, and you post every meal like it’s the highlight of your life.
I went to Greece on a whim and posted every sunset like it was the end of the world.
I went to Mexico and posted every taco like it was the best thing I ever had.
I went to Australia and posted every beach like it was my last day on Earth.
Eat Poop and Die Strat
This is when you eat your own poop and then you croak from a super nasty stomach bug. It's from a game called Ark Survival Evolved.
I tried to survive the beast, but I ate my own poop and died from a belly full of crap and germs.
My friend said I looked like a raccoon who just lost a bet and got sick.
I was so hungry I ate my own poop and then my stomach exploded.
Eat Poop and Die Strat
You吞 your own poop and then you get a deadly tummy infection. It comes from a game called Ark Survival Evolved.
I ate my own poop and then I got sick and died from a tummy bug so bad it felt like a dragon had attacked me.
My brother said I looked like a pig who just got kicked in the gut.
I ate my own poop and then I looked like a dead raccoon who had no friends.
Eat Poop and Die Strat
This is when you eat your own poop and then you die from a super gross tummy sickness. It's from a game called Ark Survival Evolved.
I ate my own poop and then I vomited so much I looked like a sick dog who had a bad day.
My friend said I looked like a pig who had been thrown into a garbage can.
I ate my own poop and then I felt like I had been hit by a truck and then a virus.
Eat Past the Pain
Eat past the pain. When you're so full you feel like you're gonna vomit, but you still keep eating because the food is amazing and you're too lazy to stop.
My mom told me to eat past the pain. I ate so much I threw up in my bed.
I ate past the pain and now I can't fit into my pants.
At the buffet, I ate past the pain. I didn't stop until I couldn't walk straight.
Eat Past the Pain
Eat past the pain. A fancy way of saying you're too greedy to stop eating, even when your stomach is screaming at you.
My brother ate past the pain. He ate three pizzas and a cake.
I ate past the pain and now I'm stuck in the bathroom.
My grandma told me to eat past the pain. I ate so much I passed out.
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