Eat The Fat Kids

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A loudass band from Iowa that makes your ears bleed and acts like total idiots on stage. They slap each other, bite each other, and throw stuff like it's a war.
My cousin saw them live and now he talks like he's been in a fight.
I tried to listen to their music and my dog started howling like he was haunted.
My teacher played their song and the whole class got in trouble for laughing too loud.
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A bunch of guys from Iowa who scream so loud they could wake the dead. They punch each other and scream nonsense like it's a religious experience.
I asked my brother what they were doing and he said, 'They’re trying to kill each other.'
My mom said their music was louder than a fire alarm.
My friend got in trouble for laughing at their show.
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A band from Iowa that sounds like a bunch of angry raccoons. They beat each other up and act like they’re in a fight for their lives.
I heard their music and my dog ran out of the house like he was scared.
My friend’s dad said they’re the worst band ever and he’s never going to listen again.
I got detention for drawing them on the board like they were fighting.
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