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When you dunk the ball so hard it hits their face like a pizza that fell in a toilet
I ate your face when I blocked that shot
You looked like a confused potato when I ate you
I ate your whole head during the final game
Eat ____
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A person who can give you the best head you’ve ever had, like a hot dog at a carnival
I ate your face and it was amazing
He asked me to eat his face and I said yes
She eats faces better than my mom eats tacos
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What you say when you’re hungry and you’re not in the mood for small talk
Where’s the food, I’m starving
You said food and I’m here
I came for the food and I stayed for the drama
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When you’re so weird you could be a cartoon character that nobody likes
You weeb me so hard I got a headache
I ate your weeb and it was gross
You weebed me like I was your lunch
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When you eat something so good you look like a happy dog with a treat
I ate it up like it was my last meal
She ate it up and I ate her up
He ate it up and then asked for seconds
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A way to tell someone they have no choice but to deal with your greatness
Eat it, I’m better than you
You’re eating it and you don’t even know it
I served it to you and now you have to eat it
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When you chew food like it’s your enemy or you’re licking someone’s private parts
I chewed my food like it was my worst enemy
He was eating like he was licking a dog’s butt
She ate like she was licking my face and I hated it