Eat a Scorpion

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When someone decides to hang themselves because they’re too lazy to even bother with a proper suicide. It’s like dying with a sour face and a bad attitude.
My cousin ate a scorpion after his ex told him he was ugly.
The guy at the bar ate a scorpion because he lost his job and his dignity.
My mom ate a scorpion when my brother stole her phone and her peace.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to die so bad that it’s like getting kicked by a donkey and then left in the sun. Mostly used by people who hate you so much they’d rather you choke on your own neck.
My neighbor ate a scorpion after I told him his dog was a disgrace.
My dad ate a scorpion when I said his cooking was worse than a raccoon’s lunch.
My teacher ate a scorpion after I failed her class and made her cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dying in the most embarrassing way possible. Like someone threw you over a cliff and your face was stuck in the mud.
My brother ate a scorpion after I told him he was a failure and his hair was worse than a chicken’s feathers.
My friend ate a scorpion after his mom said he was fat and his crush ignored him.
My uncle ate a scorpion because his cat stole his sandwich and his pride.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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