Eat a Slice

My little brother was crying his eyes out. I threw him a slice. Now he's too busy eating to yell.

When my mom lost her job, I told her to eat a slice. She ate three and started laughing.

My friend got into a fight at lunch. I gave him a slice. He ate it and walked away like a king.

My sister was being a total pain. I told her to eat a slice. She ate it and left me alone.

During group work, my classmate kept talking. I said 'eat a slice' and he started eating like a pig.

My teacher was yelling at me. I took a bite of pizza and she stopped.

My dog was howling at the mailman. I gave him a slice and he stopped barking.

My dad was mad about the car bill. I gave him a slice and he ate it and forgot all about it.

I failed my test. I ate a slice and suddenly I felt like a genius.