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Eat their hearts
Saying 'I'll eat your heart out' is one of the most iconic lines ever. It’s like a movie scene where everything goes wrong, but it’s also beautiful.
I said 'I'll eat your heart out' to my math teacher. He gave me an A.
My brother said 'I'll eat your heart out' to his friend. They started a fight.
I said 'I'll eat your heart out' in a song. It went viral.
Eat tofu
To give a girl a tongue bath while she’s eating her sad vegan meal.
He ate tofu on her during lunch break. She cried into her kale salad.
She said, 'You can’t just eat tofu on me in the middle of class!'
He tried to eat tofu on her during the school play. It was awkward.
Eat tofu
A girl who only dates vegans and listens to loud angry music while eating boring food.
She said, 'I only date people who eat tofu. You’re too meaty for me.'
He asked her out. She replied, 'Only if you eat tofu on me.'
She broke up with him because he didn’t like Ani Di Franco.
Eat this!
You're such a loser, I'm surprised your mom didn't throw you out with the trash.
Eat this! You're like a dog that can't even catch a treat.
Eat this! I could beat you in a foot race with my grandma.
Eat this! You're so bad, you're like a broken toaster.
Eat this!
When you shoot the ball so hard, it hits their face like a slap from a brick wall.
He made a shot so strong, it knocked her out cold.
She got hit in the face with a basketball like it was a punch.
He shot the ball so hard, it looked like it was going to break her nose.
Eat this!
A person who gives you the best head you've ever had. You'd probably fall asleep if they didn't stop.
Eat this! I could give you the best head you've ever had.
Eat this! You'd probably fall asleep if I didn't stop.
Eat this! I'm like a head-giving machine.
Eat this!
You're so hungry you're asking where the food is like it's a missing person.
Eat this! Where the heck is the food? I'm starving!
Eat this! I've been waiting for this food like it's my best friend.
Eat this! I'm looking for the food like it ran away from me.
Eat this!
You're so good, you could eat a whole pizza and still have room for dessert.
Eat this! You're like a pizza-eating monster.
Eat this! You could eat my whole dinner and still want more.
Eat this! You're so good, you could eat my face.
Eat this!
You're stuck with no way out, like a fish in a bowl with no way to escape.
Eat this! You're stuck like a fish in a bowl.
Eat this! You're trapped like a prisoner in a cell.
Eat this! You're like a bug stuck in a jar.
Eat this!
You're so bad, you could make a whole meal out of your failures.
Eat this! You're so bad, you could feed a whole family with your mistakes.
Eat this! Your failures are like a five-course dinner.
Eat this! You're like a restaurant that only serves bad food.
Eat their face off
To stuff your face with so much food it looks like you’re trying to beat your enemy in a food fight and you’re winning.
My mom said I ate my face off after I finished three pizzas and a cake.
He ate his face off at the buffet like he was trying to get into a food coma.
She ate her face off during the party and now she can’t fit into her pants.
Eat their face off
When you kiss someone so hard it looks like you're trying to swallow their face and you’re both too into it to stop.
They ate each other’s face off at the prom like they were the main characters of a romance movie.
He ate her face off in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
They ate their face off during a group project and forgot about the assignment.
Eat the watermelon
To give a girl the business with your mouth. You're licking her snatch like it's the last slice of watermelon on a hot summer day.
Just got done eating the watermelon. She was juicy and sweet. I'm still licking my lips.
I ate the watermelon so hard, my tongue got a workout.
He said he was eating the watermelon, but I know he was doing it for the attention.
Eat the watermelon
Chinese net slang. You're watching the drama like it's a watermelon, but you're not getting involved. You're just there, eating and not saying a word.
I saw the whole thing, but I was just eating watermelon. Didn't want to get involved.
I was eating watermelon the whole time. I didn't know anything about it.
He was eating watermelon and pretending he didn't see a thing.
Eat the watermelon
When you're scrolling through drama like it's a watermelon. You're not in the conversation, but you're eating the story like it's the best snack ever.
I was eating watermelon while reading about the drama. Didn't even comment.
I saw the drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to say anything.
I was just eating watermelon and watching the show. I didn't get involved.
Eat the watermelon
A useless company or job. It's like a self-licking ice cream cone. It exists just to exist and doesn't do anything useful.
My job is like a self-licking ice cream cone. I don't even know what I'm doing.
That company is a self-licking ice cream cone. It doesn't do anything.
He works at a self-licking ice cream cone. It's the worst.
Eat the watermelon
After you finish having sex, you dump your cum into a watermelon, stick it up her butt, and then chow it down like it's a snack.
I ate the watermelon after I finished. It was like a post-sex snack.
He stuck the watermelon in her butt and then ate it. It was gross but worth it.
She said she was eating the watermelon, but I know she was doing it for the fun.
Eat the watermelon
After you finish f***ing a girl, you dump your cum into a watermelon, stick it in her butt, and then eat it like it's a snack.
He f***ed her and then ate the watermelon. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
After the sex, she ate the watermelon. It was like a snack and a punishment.
He stuck the watermelon in her butt and then ate it. It was wild.
Eat the watermelon
When you're wearing Dr. Scholls shoes, you're doing it to your feet like they're a watermelon. You're walking on them like they're the best thing ever.
I was wearing Dr. Scholls shoes, and it felt like I was eating a watermelon.
He said he was eating the watermelon, but I know he was wearing Dr. Scholls.
She walked like she was eating the watermelon. It was weird but cool.
Eat the wasabi
You get called out like you're a piece of trash, but you just grin and swallow it because you're too proud to cry.
My crush said I was 'a hot mess' in front of everyone. I just nodded and ate my lunch.
My mom said I was 'worse than her ex' and I didn't even flinch.
My friend called me a 'disgrace to the species' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'
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