Eat the watermelon

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To give a girl the business with your mouth. You're licking her snatch like it's the last slice of watermelon on a hot summer day.
Just got done eating the watermelon. She was juicy and sweet. I'm still licking my lips.
I ate the watermelon so hard, my tongue got a workout.
He said he was eating the watermelon, but I know he was doing it for the attention.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Chinese net slang. You're watching the drama like it's a watermelon, but you're not getting involved. You're just there, eating and not saying a word.
I saw the whole thing, but I was just eating watermelon. Didn't want to get involved.
I was eating watermelon the whole time. I didn't know anything about it.
He was eating watermelon and pretending he didn't see a thing.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're scrolling through drama like it's a watermelon. You're not in the conversation, but you're eating the story like it's the best snack ever.
I was eating watermelon while reading about the drama. Didn't even comment.
I saw the drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to say anything.
I was just eating watermelon and watching the show. I didn't get involved.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A useless company or job. It's like a self-licking ice cream cone. It exists just to exist and doesn't do anything useful.
My job is like a self-licking ice cream cone. I don't even know what I'm doing.
That company is a self-licking ice cream cone. It doesn't do anything.
He works at a self-licking ice cream cone. It's the worst.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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After you finish having sex, you dump your cum into a watermelon, stick it up her butt, and then chow it down like it's a snack.
I ate the watermelon after I finished. It was like a post-sex snack.
He stuck the watermelon in her butt and then ate it. It was gross but worth it.
She said she was eating the watermelon, but I know she was doing it for the fun.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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After you finish f***ing a girl, you dump your cum into a watermelon, stick it in her butt, and then eat it like it's a snack.
He f***ed her and then ate the watermelon. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
After the sex, she ate the watermelon. It was like a snack and a punishment.
He stuck the watermelon in her butt and then ate it. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're wearing Dr. Scholls shoes, you're doing it to your feet like they're a watermelon. You're walking on them like they're the best thing ever.
I was wearing Dr. Scholls shoes, and it felt like I was eating a watermelon.
He said he was eating the watermelon, but I know he was wearing Dr. Scholls.
She walked like she was eating the watermelon. It was weird but cool.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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