Eat the watermelon
When you're scrolling through drama like it's a watermelon. You're not in the conversation, but you're eating the story like it's the best snack ever.
I was eating watermelon while reading about the drama. Didn't even comment.
I saw the drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to say anything.
I was just eating watermelon and watching the show. I didn't get involved.