Eat the watermelon
A useless company or job. It's like a self-licking ice cream cone. It exists just to exist and doesn't do anything useful.
My job is like a self-licking ice cream cone. I don't even know what I'm doing.
That company is a self-licking ice cream cone. It doesn't do anything.
He works at a self-licking ice cream cone. It's the worst.